Doug sent this over to me last night. It’s funny to see how Rambo has changed over the years. With a kill rate of 2.59 people per minute, I absolutely have to see this movie. How is that even possible?
Anyway, click the picture for the readable version.
Atta boy, Sly.
Source: /Film
From the movie’s IMDB Page:
“Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence. Her Vagina has TEETH!”
Hrmm, a vagina that eats people. I’d say it’s a stretch…
“I’ll tell you this, it’s either gonna be genius or it’s gonna f*ckin suck. Until I see the first cut I have no idea and you know what? Neither does anybody else” (name that quote)
If you haven’t already heard, the new Michael Bay film “Transformers” came out early last week in theatres across the country. The movie (which has been out for only a few days) has already reached the number one spot. But, for all of those skeptical movie-goers who are unsure about this movie, allow me to put your minds at ease.
This movie kicks ass.
Um yea. Is anyone else incredibly excited for the 5th installment of the Harry Potter franchise??? Or am I just that lame. Either way, the movie releases in 4 days and I will definitely shell out the 20 bucks or whatever it costs for a ticket. Hell, I might even splurge for the 64oz soda that will cause me to miss half the movie for pee breaks.
I stumbled onto this video for a new movie coming out called SuperBad. While I have a feeling the plot is going to be paper thin, I am extremely excited to watch this. The fat kid was hilarious in the movie “Accepted” and his friend was hilarious in “Arrested Development”. I think the cop is one of the guys from 40 Year Old Virgin.
How about that left hook thrown to the girl’s right boob? That’s comedy at it’s finest (it doesn’t take much to amuse me).
Anyone else somewhat interested in this flick?
Wow. I don’t know what to say. I saw Click in theaters with my brother and thought it was solid. I watched it again tonight and I am blown away by it. I usually don’t get caught up emotionally in movies, but this one hits home. You think it is going to be a funny Adam Sandler type comedy and about half way through it does a complete 180. I don’t want to give too much away for those who haven’t seen it.
It really makes you think your family relationship and what you are doing with your life - something along the lines of the movie “It’s A Wonderful Life”. At the end I got that choked-up-in-the-throat feeling (cause guys don’t cry, right?) and that doesn’t happen often for me so you know it’s good.
Go check it out and let me know if you get the same feeling from Click or if I’m just that lame.
Did anyone else think this movie was under rated?
And did I mention that I love Christopher Walkin. He is hilarious in the movie.
I hope someone reading this remembers the 1989 hit movie called “The Wizard” starring Freddy Savage. It is one of my favorite childhood movies. If you haven’t seen it, I HIGHLY recommend you purchase it on Amazon. It’s like 10 bucks or to put it in “Immordino terms”, it’s about 3 Miller Lites. That’s a damn good price to take a trip damn memory lane.
The scene where they bust out the Power Glove is absolutely hilarious. What a joke that thing was. I could never get the “sensors” to mount right on my TV. The only game I ever had moderate success with the Power Glove was Mike Tyson’s Punchout and even then I could only make it to Piston Honda 1. What was up with that crazy keyboard pad on the wrist? Did anyone actually use that for a game? If so, let me know in the comments because I could never find a use for it. Anyway, check out this clip from the movie where the Power Glove is unveiled. I have no idea why they would play a racing game, but whatever.
Listen to Lucas at the very end: “I love the Power Glove. It’s so BAD“. HAHA.
Ahh and the tournament scene finale. If you are going to watch the movie in it’s entirety, don’t play this clip as it will give away the predictable ending.
How the fuck did he know to fly up the random wall to find the flute? He is teh l33t.
Anyway, Great Movie.
Real quick, random trivia: The girl that is traveling around with the boys grows up to be the lead singer of the indie band Rilo Kiley. I am a big fan of the band and this makes them rock that much harder. Plus, their guitarist is the one of the kid’s from Salute Your Shorts (half way down the page). SO much celebrity stardom in that band, you know they gotta be good.
The Wizard. Buy It. Love It. Do It.
