MySpace Creepos Crack Me Up

I am constantly getting friend requests from “extremely hot women” trying to get me to sign up for their webcam, yadda yadda yadda. Since Internet Marketing has become a pretty big hobby of mine, I usually check out the profiles to see if that person is doing anything “outside of the box” with get the user to sign up.

I was checking out this profile’s picture and started to bust out laughing. Look at this dude, Angel, who left a comment on the picture. Talk about the definition of a pedophile. The guy just looks creepy.

On top of his less-than-flattering profile picture, he decides to leave his phone number in hopes that this girl will call him for some…sex I guess? I hope that isn’t his ACTUAL number.

Anyway, I got a good laugh outta this guy.

Rock on, Angel.

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MC Chris - Rap Artist Of The Year????

You probably don’t know about one of the greatest self proclaimed nerd rapper’s in the world today, MC Chris. If you do, you might be my long lost best friend. For the rest, I would like to introduce you to him.

He stands at 5′nothing and probably weighs close to 100 pounds. At a glance you would think he is a teenage kid and after hearing his voice you’d be sure of it.

If you can get beyond all that you might digg his style.

He has done guest appearances on Aqua Teen Hunger Force as the voice of McPeePants and Sir Loin.

There is not much more I can say other than check out some of his stuff on the MC Chris Myspace Page. His music will do the talking. Unfortunately, I cannot find any streams of his latest album “Dungeon Master Of Ceremonies”, which is my favorite right now.

Here are some tunes I found that you can listen now. In the Mario Song, the opening line is from a movie. What movie is it? I know SOME of you know it…

This song is from an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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Add Your Music Playlist To “Project Playlist”

I found this flash music player on some chick’s myspace page the other day. It let’s you add almost any song to your “playlist” and then you can put the player on any site you wish. It’s a pretty neat little app., but I am not sure how legal it is. Until the site goes down or I get a letter from the RIAA I’ll continue to use it. Get your own flash playlist player.

Enjoy a sampling of my music.

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MySpace Morons Never Cease To Amaze Me

I get these MySpace friend requests all of the time from girls who are way outta my league. They are usually models or porn stars and they are gorgeous. Clearly, these aren’t real people. 99% of the time it is some kid who is trying to bait you into thinking that this “MySpace goddess” is really into you. Yea, OK.

Then you check out her page and find nothing there. BUT WAIT! She has a webcam link! OMFG! You can go watch her strip and probably do her. You continue through some confusing sign up pages where you aren’t sure if you just paid for something, but it doesn’t matter because you are about to basically get laid my friend. Life is good. Then it hits you that you have been duped yet again and now have to go through a lengthy cancellation process. But not before you rub one out. You gotta make it somewhat worth it.

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