Written by Dan - Tagged with Pam Beesley, Jenna Fischer, Pictures - 2 Comments

This tip came in from bpbc lurker, danny boy. It seems that Jenna Fischer is going to be “naked” on the cover of Wired Magazine. Unfortunately, you won’t see much as she will be holding something in front of herself. On the other hand, I guess it’s one step close to Playboy so I can’t complain

Jenna Fischer - Wired Magazine

I still like her more when she’s not dolled up (like in The Office). Pam Beesley FTW!!!

Source: PopSugar

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Pictures, WTF! - 1 Comment

Sooo Bpbc fanatic, Kater, sent this gem in earlier today. Didn’t see that coming (twss). Anyway, glad to see so many of you hard at working contributing to corporate America.

Here is a picture of what Mario would look like in real life.

Real Life Mario

Pretty freaking creepy if you ask me.

Source: Wired / Pixeloo

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No idea where these came from or how old they are, but damn. These ladies are doing some work on these lollipops. I think Pic 5 might be my favorite. Look at mommy go to town. Nom nom nom.

#3 aint bad either. Found on Preston and Steve

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Hayden Panettiere, Pictures, Celebrity - No Comments

Some fun pictures of one of my many celebrity obsessions, Hayden Panettiere.

She dishes out sex tips AND does a quiz?!?!?! LOL OMGGGGGG like she is totally my FAV now.

Pic 2 looks damn sexy (sorry for the giant size).

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Vagina, Pictures, Women - 1 Comment

I stumbled across this site a few minutes ago and I am totally intrigued and grossed out at the same time. Basically, they post pictures of naturally occurring objects that resemble a weiner warmer.

From their “About Section”:

“Vaginas aren’t just in gynecologists’ offices and in between legs. They’re everywhere. In trees. In the ocean. In the clouds. In the bushes. Vaginas In Nature is on the hunt with cell phone cameras, x-ray goggles, and forestry surveying equipment. And we invite you to send in snaps of any naughty lady parts you find hiding in your surroundings, too.”

I’m not sure how I feel about this just yet. What do you think?

Here are some pictures I stole from them ( but totally give them credit! )

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Lists, Pictures, Nickelodeon - 5 Comments

Ahh the 90’s. What a great time to be a teenager. It was a period in my life where great change occurred. I went from “eww girls are gross” to “I wonder what she looks like naked”. These hormonal urgencies were fueled further courtesy of a certain TV station, Nickelodeon. I have decided to throw together an homage to the Nickelodeon hotties that got me through those awkward years of random bonerage and female exploration.

  • Mo From GutsMoe From GUTS - Sexy accent? Check. On a great show? Check. Banging Mike O’Malley during the commercial breaks? Check. I’m pretty sure Moe was the whole package.
  • Rachel Blanchard - Are You Afraid Of The DarkAYAOTD Blonde Girl - aka Rachel Blanchard. For some reason whenever I think of the Are You Afraid Of The Dark “storytellers”, this girl comes to mind. I had no idea what her name was, so I google’d “AYAOTD Blonde Girl” and found some interesting stuff. Apparently it’s the same girl that played Cher on the TV series Clueless. Talk about blossoming. I knew she was going to be hot, even at a young age. It’s all about the long term investments.
  • Annie Mack - Meredith BishopAnnie Mack - Apparently she has a real name of Meredith Bishop and is in some other stuff, but to me she will always be older sister Annie. Smart, Logical and SEXY!
  • Jewel Staite - Space CasesJewel Staite - from the short lived series Space Cases. She always intrigued me (aka gave me a boner) as a kid. It must have been the hair…Check out the goods now. Dayummm.
  • Melody - Hey DudeMelody From Hey Dude - Melody was a little before my time. I think I was still in the “girls have cooties” phase…oh wait, I might still be in that phase…Anyway, she was hot then and she is even more bangable now (She plays “Kate” in Dodgeball). Friggin’ Ben Stiller gets to hit that every night, that lucky SOB.
  • Patty Mayonnaise - DougPatty Mayonnaise - Probably one of the sexiest cartoon babes that wasn’t a Disney character. God it feels creepy typing that sentence. She was the yin to Doug’s yang and I hated him for it. Blonde hair, killer tan, incredible fashion sense…what guy could resist her????
  • Melissa Joan HartMelissa Joan Hart - Look at that picture? What teenage male wouldn’t be digging on Clarissa? Look at those hips. Her biggest downfall was that she seemed to be high maintenance…I mean making Sam use a ladder to get up there? Poor guy.
  • Summer Sanders - Figure It OutSummer Sanders - Oh Summer, how I loved thee. You played with little kids who stupid talents like making fart noises with their armpits. But that stupid show didn’t stop me from developing an unhealthy obsession of one day possibly seeing you naked. I’m still waiting for photos to surface
  • Amanda Bynes - All ThatAmanda Bynes - I’ll admit. As a kid, Amanda Bynes was not only mediocre in appearance, but she was annoying as all hell. That skit “Ask Amanda” made me want to blow my brains out. Then the boobs popped out and little Amanda became the guilty pleasure of many men (who couldn’t talk about it until she turned 18… I meannnnnnn…). Plus she really is a very talented actress…She’s The Man, anyone?
  • Alex MackLarissa Oleynik - Alex Mack was the “It” girl of the early SNICK years. She was the total package: An arsenal of super powers, a nice rack and a certain disregard for authority. It’s a shame she fell off the face of the Earth after that one movie she did. Maybe she turned to porn? Wishful thinking I suppose…

So there you have it. 10 Nickelodeon hotties from the 90’s ranked and explained. I am sure some of you may disagree with the choices so please share your thoughts in the comments. Maybe there will be enough for a Part 2…

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Lindsay Lohan, Boobs, Pictures, Celebrity - No Comments

Lindsay Lohan’s boobies are officially all over the Internet. If you haven’t seen them in all their greatness, I have posted the pics below from some NY magazine. Her rack is definitely in my top 10 list of celebrity racks, maybe even top 5 (although, I still don’t think she looks as good as her Cady Herring days).

Enjoy and bookmark.

The Marilyn Monroe thing doesn’t really work for me either, but I’m already over it.

Talk about a stellar way to start the day, eh?

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