All Women Are Beautiful On The Inside…

I came across this picture on EgyGuy and I could not believe my eyes. Here are the before and after shots of 9 women who had a 12 hour makeover. The results would “ooooh” and “ahhh” even Oprah and her zombie minded audience. These women look NOTHING like they did - so much that I almost don’t believe it is legit. But then again, it’s on the Internet so it’s gotta to be true.

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Honestly though, looks don’t really matter because all women are beautiful on the inside, right?

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Miss South Carolina Is A Moron

I’m sure many of you have seen this floating around the Internets. Here is a clip of Miss South Carolina from the 2007 Miss Teen USA Pageant. She manages to ramble off 45 seconds of pure incoherent mumbo jumbo. Thank God she has her good looks and killer rack to fall back on.

Justin, over at dontlinkthis posted some screenshots from the pageant in case you missed it.

I’ll tell you what, they are really lowering the bar for these events. It used to be only HOT women were allowed to compete, now they seem to be taking anyone. These girls do not impress.

::sarcasm::

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Dear Jenna Fischer, Please Have My Babies

I was reading some new (to me) sites last night and I stumbled onto Fatbackandcollards. They had this incredible sexy picture of my girl Jenna Fischer on there and they immediately won over a new reader. How hot does she look there?

One of BpBc’s loyal female readers recently yelled at me for writing too much about sexy women and blah blah blah. I tried to tone it down a bit, but I can’t resist a little Pam Beesley on the site. I hope she searches google for her name (cuz we all do that, right?) and this page comes up. Maybe then she will understand my love for her and will return my drunken calls, emails, and texts..

Pam Beesley > Karen Filapelli

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Wet Cats Look Funny

So it’s a slow day in the pretzel factory today. Not sure why, maybe because of the Holiday (President’s Day)? Anyway, I was doing some digging and I found this site with pictures of wet cats. Being the cat lover that I am (dogs too), I figured I’d post a few pics. Plus, I wanted to work this gem into a post:

I like my cats like I like my vagina…you know the rest.

Images came from Rippin Kitten. Check it for more. Rar.

This post is for you, Douglas. You Herm.

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Someone Fry-Bagged Me

Yesterday I was out in the wearing the Mr. Twistee costume trying to drum up business from the road. Things were going well - I was doing some dances, waving and blowing sexy kisses to the girlies driving to Penn State Abington.

So there I am having a grand ole’ time and I see this red plumber’s van coming towards me. The door starts to open and I’m thinking “maybe is he gonna stop and say hi”. Next thing I know, the guy heaves a bag of french fries at me. WHAM! Smacks right in the head. A few missed me, but most of them were a direct hit.

Personally. I thought it was hilarious because I would probably do the same to Mr. Twistee if I was driving by, so I wasn’t that upset. Inside the store, the employees were laughing at me. That guy is lucky he didn’t stop or I would have kicked his ass, costume and all.

Good Times. Now back to work.

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MLK Theme Party Madness

So some college students had a theme party … so what? Oh wait, it’s a Martin Luther King Jr. Day party where, according to The Smoking Gun, … ” [the party] featured attendees wearing gang apparel and Afro wigs, carrying malt liquor, handguns, and fried chicken, and even one woman dressed as Aunt Jemima”. The Duke “Not So Rape” Case has shown us that these students at Tarleton State University should put on their slickers because they are in for a shit storm.

At the end of the day, what’s the big deal? I think the biggest problem with these pictures is that they show a general lack of creativity on the student’s part.
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Thank You, BpBc Readers.

I just wanted to take a second to thank anyone who reads BpBc. I put a fair amount of time into the site and it really does mean a lot when the readers actively comment and even send me email. I received an email from a fan of the site (surprisingly, they do exist) this morning stating how they have become a fan and enjoy reading BpBc. It’s weird because after reading that I had a sudden surge of motivation to kick things up a notch on the site - whatever that means.

As always, I appreciate the regular comment goers. You guys make it worth the time.

Yea so, I just wanted to say thank you for spending some time on BpBc and adding to the community.

A little thank you gift:

Jessical Alba’s Incredible Ass - Even Kerv’s ass rating system cannot handle it.

Found on CanYouSayPlease

Look at the eye of every man in the water. That little kid just popped a boner. Damn you Jessica Alba and your sexiness.

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