I hate driving during the day. When I go into work at 3:30am there is virtually no one on the road. I hit 90mph (cuz im a badass) on the turnpike and the trip takes about 13 minutes. Now, the trip home at 3:00pm takes me nearly 40 minutes and it’s the same distance. The reason? People are F-ing idiots…Which leads me to a quick rant of some things I cannot stand about daytime driving:
- Going below 80 in the left lane on a major highway
- Waiting until the last minute to signal, thus trapping me behind you when I could have switched lanes.
- Not signaling at all.
- People who don’t make a right turn at a red light where it is allowed.
- People who ride your ass because you aren’t going fast enough when it’s really the car ahead of you that sucks at life.
- New York Drivers. I realllly don’t like them. Jersey drivers are a close 2nd.
- Old people doing 25mph on all roads.
- Cops who throw their lights on to go through an intersection. Assholes
- That moron who drives with their high beams on all the time. (Ok, so this would be Night time driving, but whatever.
- Those Mack trucks who drive side by side with each other so you cannot pass them. I swear they talk on the CB radios and F with me.
- Traffic lights that DON’T have the sensors. I have become spoiled and HATE waiting at an empty light.
- Old people.
- Small women in over sized SUVs
Ugh, I could keep going but I am sounding really bitter right now. I needed to get that out. Anyone else feeling my pain?
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