Written by pimptile - Tagged with Sexy, Women, Sports - 8 Comments
Amanda BeardDanica Patrica

Kristi LeskinenLokelani McMichael

Maria Sharapova

So who do you consider the today’s hottest female athlete? I’m not talking about how “hot” they are in their sport - like “It’s that damn Hansel. He’s so hot right now”. I’m talking about the face, legs, jubblies, and such that make these ladies damn sexxxy!

I have generously provided you with a view of my personal favs. Above, in no particular order, are Amanda Beard - Swimmer, Danica Patrica - Racer, Kristi Leskinen - Skiier, Lokelani McMichael - Triathlete, and Maria Sharapova - Tennis.

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Pictures, Sexy, Celebrity - 4 Comments
Sexy Jenna Fischer

I was reading some new (to me) sites last night and I stumbled onto Fatbackandcollards. They had this incredible sexy picture of my girl Jenna Fischer on there and they immediately won over a new reader. How hot does she look there?

One of BpBc’s loyal female readers recently yelled at me for writing too much about sexy women and blah blah blah. I tried to tone it down a bit, but I can’t resist a little Pam Beesley on the site. I hope she searches google for her name (cuz we all do that, right?) and this page comes up. Maybe then she will understand my love for her and will return my drunken calls, emails, and texts..

Pam Beesley > Karen Filapelli

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Pictures, Sexy, Celebrity, Women - 6 Comments

So this past Friday night while down at the ‘ole Hulmeville, I ran into Sofia Bush and Brittany Snow. Apparently, they wanted a few drinks after a long day on set to blow off some stress. Me being the suave, sexy man that I am stolled casually on over offered a drink.
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Written by Dan - Tagged with YouTube, Sexy, Celebrity, Women - 7 Comments

Move aside Pam Beesly and Karen Filapelli cause there’s a new TV girl in town and her name is Sarah Chalke. Dif and Phelan have been ranting and raving for years about the show Scrubs and it’s awesomeness. I never bought it until my brother came home from college 2 weeks ago and has been forcing it down my throat daily. It’s sore from all the episodes we’ve been watching.

Sarah Chalke Scrubs

I can now say that I love with the Dr. Elliot Reid (Chalke) and all her blonde hair sexiness. It’s not that she is incredibly gorgeous in an untouchable way, but she has that innocent and attainable look. I like that. Plus she acts like one of the guys, which is almost as sexy as her body.

Sorry Beesly, you have to prove yourself to regain your television hottie status.

Anyone else digging Sarah Chalke’s juice? (whatever “her juice” means…just popped in my head, I dunno.)

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Pictures, Sexy, Women - 16 Comments

I try to keep BigPlansBigCrash clean and appealing to both men and women, but I couldn’t help but post this. I think I have a new favorite site for the time being. Bookmark time!

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That Guy Picture

I was going through some random girl’s myspace page, as most normal people do, and I stumbled across this picture of some girl and her blonde bombshell friends in Cabo. Hot girls at the beach, nothing new there. But check out the Spanish dude in the back just sipping on his drink, enjoying his fanny pack, staring at the ladies. He knows what’s up. If I were him I’d be doing the same exact thing.

Kinda reminds me of myself at the bar on Friday nights. At my table with beer in hand, oggling all the ladies. The only difference is I choose to leave my fanny pack at home. That’s just distasteful.

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Pictures, Sexy, Celebrity, Women - 1 Comment

I did a post about a year ago professing my love for Lacey Chabert. For those who don’t recognize her, she is the “So Fetch” chick from Mean Girls. I can’t remember her character’s name at the moment. We haven’t heard too much from her other than she is in that new Christmas Horror movie. But nowDontLinkThis reports that she is going to be in an upcoming issue of Maxim and surely her pictures don’t disappoint. Hopefully she reveals something sexy in her interview about how she likes it reverse cowgirl or something like that. Maybe there is a God. Now if she would only return my drunken voicemails /. texts…

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