Good News Everyone! (Especially you, Steve). It seems that if you are Jewish and wear the Star of David, you get to grab hot Jewish boobies whenever you want! At least that’s what I took away from this commercial. If that’s the case, then adios atheism and shalom Judiasm!
Credit goes to Evolve Already
For anyone that knows my brother, they know that he can often be a sloppy drunk. This exchange between us the other day is a perfect example:
(I am ExcapeFromReason and my brother is ShugosoBYOB)
shugosoBYOB: SOOOOO i got super wasted, and decided i needed to leave this girl’s place i was at (some gal i was hooking up with). So at 4 or 5 am, i run errr trot home naked. buck ass naked with only a hand towel to cover up. I stubbed my toe on the way, it was bleeeding like crazy
ExcapeFromReason: ass naked?
shugosoBYOB: yea.
ExcapeFromReason: you left your shit there?
ExcapeFromReason: hahaha how far?
shugosoBYOB: yea
shugosoBYOB: 20 minute walk
ExcapeFromReason: HAHAHAHA
shugosoBYOB: so….12 minute trot
ExcapeFromReason: anyone see you?
shugosoBYOB: my toe was bleeding everywhere
shugosoBYOB: i dunno man, i was so fucked up
shugosoBYOB: probably.
ExcapeFromReason: aw man
ExcapeFromReason: howd you remember all this?
ExcapeFromReason: thats insane
shugosoBYOB: i dunno man, i remember running home thats all
shugosoBYOB: i think i like peeed on the floor in the bathroom or something
shugosoBYOB: and decided it was too embarrasssing to hang around for
shugosoBYOB: and like ed and all these people were calling the police
shugosoBYOB: cuz they only knew i was naked and they couldnt find me
shugosoBYOB: so eventually jared let me in their place and i slept there
ExcapeFromReason: hilarious
Auto response from shugosoBYOB: i drink way too much.
ExcapeFromReason: they called the police?
shugosoBYOB: i didnt
ExcapeFromReason: and you peed all over this girls floor?
shugosoBYOB: ed did
ExcapeFromReason: so now you have to go back and get your shit still at the house where you peed on her floor?
ExcapeFromReason: wow
shugosoBYOB: nah they brought my shit back?
shugosoBYOB: apparently
ExcapeFromReason: haha wow
ExcapeFromReason: you hungover?
shugosoBYOB: yea i g.g
shugosoBYOB: haha yeaa
ExcapeFromReason: Later
So apparently he pee’d on some girls floor and decided he didn’t want to be around for the aftermath so he trotted home at 5am naked, only to find himself locked out. Makes me excited for boozing this summer =).
I did a post some time ago about some drunken voicemails he left me. You can listen to them here:
Tim’s Voicemail 1
Tim’s Voicemail 2
Tim’s Voicemail 3
Tim’s Voicemail 4
Tim’s Voicemail 5
Tim’s Voicemail 6
And for good measure, i’ll throw in a gem Donny left.
I’m not sure what it is with this girl, but I love Scarlett Johansson. Actually, I know exactly what I love about her. That RACK. Damnnn. Plus she isn’t all skin and bone and plastic boobs like many other celebrities.
That is all, just wanted to throw that out there along with some pictures.
I was inspired to make this list when I made my Top 10 SNICK Shows From The 90’s List (It got incredible support from the Digg community).
TGIF was to Friday what SNICK was to Saturday. I am not sure if they even still air TGIF, but I can tell you it probably isn’t as good as it was in the past. More importantly, the females probably pale in comparison to those of the “old school” TGIF.
Without further ado, here is my list of Top 10 Hotties from TGIF Infamy:
Sorry for all the porn and sex themed entries lately. I am running into that stuff everywhere I look. Over at YesButNoButYes they have compiled a Top 10 List of Videos where amateur YouTube girls hook up with each other. Any Girl on Girl action is link worthy in my book.
Hopefully I’ll get to something later today on a non-sexual topic, but don’t hold your breath.
Watch the videos of Sexy Amateur Chicks Hooking Up With Each Other
This post is long overdue. I have yet to write anything about Jessica Simpson on BpBc and I probably should have since she is at the top of my “Girls I want to bone, but most likely never will” list (right next to Carlene C. and Mrs. Immordino).
Apparently, there are rumors floating around that she has a sex tape done up, but it isn’t out yet. I am pretty sure this is only a rumor and there is little truth to it.
A more likely scenario is that I am just making it up in order to drum up a saucy story where I claim she goes reverse cowgirl for 30 min straight. That would be hot.
Fortunately, I’m actually not making it up. I read it over at eCanadaNow. I have no idea how credible this site is so take it with a grain of salt.
Anyway, if I hear anything further about this alleged sex tape, I will share with you all. Until then, keep your fingers crossed. First Britney’s sex tape and now Jessica’s? Sex tapes rule!
Well the highly anticipated OhMiBod Ipod Vibrator finally arrived a few days ago, which means I’ll have to choose a winner for the free OhMiBod Giveaway. So far there are only a handful of entries so the odds are in your favor! I will give it a few more days so check the contest and throw your name in there! Good Luck.
I have am working on a new contest so stay tuned and maybe you can win some cash.
