Ronaldinho Bicycle Goal Video

Sorry about all the videos today. Shit’s been 8 muffins awnry at the pretzel factory and I’m pretty much elbow deep in dough. It’s a bitch getting back here to update. Anyway, Ronaldinho does on a regular basis what I could never do in my wildest dreams. Unreal.

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For you homos who worship fantasy football, what you just witnessed was the equivalent to a 400 yard / 5 Td game from your running back, respectively.

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Soccer Juggler Doesn’t Impress Me

All I can say is “Meh” because this dude doesn’t impress me. Throw a blindfold on and then we can talk.

I can do that shit in my sleep.

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Office Ronaldinho Video - Slightly NSFW

This dude is the office version of the footballer, Ronaldinho. He does some crazy tricks with his paper soccer ball.

In case you somehow believe it’s real, it’s not. CGI, baby.

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Andres Vasquez Trick Goal Video

Whenever I try a move like this, I usually kick the back of my leg, then dramatically fall over hoping the ref will call a penalty on someone in my general vicinity. To date, it has not worked.

So what you think? Luck or skill?

I’m gonna go ahead and say luck. I’ll go one step further and say the guy is an idiot for trying such tom foolery. Sure that shot went in, but 99.9999% of the time you aren’t going to score it.

Regardless, a pretty awnry goal.

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Soccer Bloopers Video - Been There Before

Always look on the brighter side of life. Doot do do do do do. Some of these F up’s gave me a good laugh. Especially the shot of Rooney purposely nailing the ref in the head. Cheeky Bastard.

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Arsenal Vs Chelsea - What A Match

So who was able to catch the Arsenal Vs Chelsea game on Sunday? What a ridiculous ending. Chelsea should have had it at the end. They looked like me when I get the ball inside the six yard box and somehow manage to hit the post or hit the ball directly into the keeper. Anyway, i’ll save you the first 80-some minutes of the game. Here are the highlights from the game:

Arsenal’s Goal:

Chelsea’s Equalizer:

And then Chelsea missed 3 or 4 golden opportunities:

Lampini hits the post
Eissen hits the post

Damn I wish soccer would catch on here in the US like it is in Europe.

Long Live Fox Sports Network!

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Sick Ronaldinho Bicycle Kick Goal

I’m sure many of you have seen this already, but this goal by Ronaldinho is incredible. It is way better than the free kick goal by Nakamura. On a side note, does Ronaldinho look like he’s got some extra weight going on? Hench the underarmour shirt. Either way, he is nasty.

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