I saw this clip last night and was blown away. Who the hell cries over a god damn football game?
I mean seriously. You lost. Get over it and go back to your multi-million dollar mansion and mope your face off where no one can see you.
What a bitch.
Here is how real men handle their emotion…
Well I am off to the first Phillies game of the playoffs. The last time I was able to go to one of these games was back in 93 when I was only 10 years old. I can’t wait. I will try to snap some pictures and maybe a video if I don’t get too drunk…but when I go with my old man that is usually the case.
And let me say that while he is usually wrong with most of his predictions, my dad called it when he said that Phillies would rally behind the tarp incident in Colorado and come together to reach the playoffs. Yeah, we’ll go with that.
Today, we crush the Rockies.
So who do you consider the today’s hottest female athlete? I’m not talking about how “hot” they are in their sport - like “It’s that damn Hansel. He’s so hot right now”. I’m talking about the face, legs, jubblies, and such that make these ladies damn sexxxy!
I have generously provided you with a view of my personal favs. Above, in no particular order, are Amanda Beard - Swimmer, Danica Patrica - Racer, Kristi Leskinen - Skiier, Lokelani McMichael - Triathlete, and Maria Sharapova - Tennis.
I was at football practice being my usual studly self, pancake blocking underclassmen, knocking them over, you know, being a tough guy, when my coach started yelling at me because I knocked the wrong freshman over.
Apparently I ran the wrong way and screwed up the play. Most times when this happens I heard something like “I Swear to God, you’re the dumbest smart kid I know!” or “You’ve gone plum crazy!” (one of favorites) But that day, coach was in a bad mood and it was my fault.
“I swear god God, my wife hates you because you keep me up at night wondering how you’re going to screw up the next day!”
Ouch. I remember thinking “why does he have to bring his wife into this? I’ve never even met her.” Fortunately, I was not on the receiving end of his worst comment: “Bulldog, you’re so stupid sometimes I think you’re retarded.
God I miss football.
The Phillies are now the losingest team in sports…followed by the Braves at 9,681 losses (how fitting). Should we be happy about this? When I was at the game last night - drunk and gorging on Tony Luke’s - I was cheering for failure.
That’s right, in the very city where I boo future Hall-of-Famers for striking out, for not completing a pass in the flats or missing a 10-foot jump shot. But last night was different. If the Phils didn’t lose, I would have been pissed. And they have been damn good at losing, since they have only won ONE championship (1980) in 125 years!
And to top it all off, our leader, Chuck Manuel said after the game, “I don’t really care about it.” Well what the piss do you care about these days? This guy is unreal, I say we need to start a revolution to get Leyland, who we passed up for good ole’ Chucko! Who’s with me?
A few nights ago the Phils were playing the Rockies at Colorado. Apparently there was a storm that threw the field tarp (and some of the grounds crew) all over the place. Unfortunately, I missed this game because I was taking a nap like the old man that I am, but I was able to find this clip on youTube. Nothing beats Shane Victorino getting pulled by his belt because he is too small to hold his ground.
My old man thinks that this tarp incident is going to “rally the Phils together and propel them to the world series”. That is a direct quote. Sadly, he makes outlandish claims like this every game…and they never get old.
I”m going no where with this post, but wanted to demonstrate how the Phillies are stand up guys. You don’t see the Rockies dugout out there. Bastards.
This may be old news, but it’s new to me. Minor league Braves manager, Phil Wellman, freaked out the other day when a call didn’t go his way. His army crawl reaction is absolutely hilarious. If I was a minor league baseball manager and I got ejected, I would have a long ass departure all set up where I do the worm from first to second base. People who go to minor league games need all the entertainment they can get…
And not to be outdone is the famous Joe Mikulik whose headfirst dive is probably the pinnacle of his managing career.
