Thursday night’s season finale of the office? Well, yea… it was pretty awesome. If you did not see it yet and watch the show regularly, don’t read any further.
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A certain You Know Who sent me an email today with some breaking news about everyone’s favorite office hottie, Jenna Fischer.
It seems that much like my younger brother she does not know her alcoholic limit. Apparently she left a club called Buddakan (probably shwasted) and fell down some steps. She suffered fractures in her back, but will be OK for filming of the next season of The Office. Thank God.
Jenna: This fan wishes that you get well soon…
…and then do a nude scene for some indie film.
My predictions for tonight’s finale: Jim and Michael compete for the coporate position. Well, only Michael will be really competing. Karen will slip in and get the position because she is a female - affirmative action, etc. The moment Karen tells Jim she is moving to New York, he will rotate on his left heel to Pam who is standing behind him with her fingers crossed, eyes closed and he will immediately start to make out with her. Cut to commercial.
I live a sad TV life.
So It seems that Rosie O’donnell is a possible contender as Bob Barker’s replacement on The Price Is Right. I’m pretty sure if the show has any chance of surviving after Barker leaves, it would be without Rosie as the host. It’s hard enough losing Barker, but Rosie would just drive the show into the ground.
But hey, the gay and lesbian viewer demographic will probably increase along with menopausal women demo….That’s gotta count for something!
Then again, if she agreed to wear that suit from Exit To Eden, I might feel compelled to watch. I mean, that outfit is almost as hot as her sex scene on Nip / Tuck, right?
And now it’s time for me to puke.
Wow. So who saw Beach Day on The Office last night?
I thought it was one of the best episodes this season, anyone else agree?
It was a nice even mix of humor, drama and Michaels crazy antics. You got a decent amount from each character, which is something you don’t get every episode.
Plus, that speech given by Pam at the end…wow WOW…It was absolutely NUTSO. It wasn’t like one of those overly-dramatic-awnry speeches you find on most other shows. It felt real. It’s about time she spoke up for herself. I think that scene alone boosted my crush for Pam Beesley to an unhealthy level.
Notable scenes:
Predictions:
During an in-depth gChat conversation we BpBc fanatic Link-o-Vich , we decided that this is the direction for the show to go:
Karen gets the job in NY. Jim and Pam continue flirting yet again for another season. Pam jumps Jim’s bone in the NEXT season finale. They make a sex tape that leaks on the Internet. I find it and send it to all of my friends. We all see Pam naked and die happy.
Ok, maybe not the sex tape part, but the rest will happen.
Anyway, Props to BpBc reader “Kater” for calling the Pam speech head on. She obviously watches way more TV than me and needs to find help, fast.
Season finale next week. Get excited.
If you are an avid fan of The Office, like myself, you caught last week’s episode called “The Flasher”. It was a quality episode with tons of great one liners. I love the line where Michael refers to Jan’s chest as “Shrunken Chesticles”. I think I am going to weave that into my daily vocabulary.
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It’s not often I actually get EXCITED for TV Shows, but with this week’s upcoming lineup it’s hard not to get siked.
Entourage returns with a new season on Sunday night. Like most 18-24 males, I am a huge fan of this show. I think it is most guys fantasy to do nothing all day, get paid lots of money and then party all night. So pumped for this season.
The Office - From the previews it seems that Jim and Roy are going to rumble. I can only picture Jim kicking Roy in the shins, then curling up in the fetal position while Roy pounds on him. Should be exciting to watch it play out… Maybe Dwight will come to Jim’s rescue.
30 Rock - I’m amazed that this show isn’t more popular. 30 Rock has an allstar lineup and so many different types of humor that every episode is a grand slam. I love this show so much I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant!
Planet Earth - BpBc reader “Sly” referred me to this show first, then I heard it on Preston and Steve. Each episode is filmed in Hi-Def and costs over a million dollars to produce. Some of the shots they capture are only seen once in a lifetime. It is an incredible sight so check it out Sunday nights. It is also on “On Demand” if you have Comcast.
Anyone else feeling these shows?
So I am constantly asked by my guy friends (aka Mike Malen) how I am so successful at picking up women who are clearly out of my league. While I don’t like to reveal my inner most secrets and techniques, I am afraid that I cannot hide my biggest weapon and longer.
You see, Tracy Morgan did an interview the other day and he was completely wasted. He decided it was a perfect time to give away my #1 move I use to pick up hot chicks at the bar- The Ultimate Mating Call…Watch the video around the 1:00 mark.
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If any female readers would like to see me slapping my belly, leave ‘em in the comments
