I’m not sure what sporting event this was held at, but it doesn’t really matter. Humor at other people’s expense is always a fan favorite on BigPlansBigCrash. Watch and enjoy…
There are so many questions left unanswered. Like, why does she flail her arms when she runs? What do you think the football players say when she runs into them? Why does she keep running after the contest is over? Did she even know the rules of the contest? Is she wearing a bra? So many questions…
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I’m sure many of you have seen this floating around the Internets. Here is a clip of Miss South Carolina from the 2007 Miss Teen USA Pageant. She manages to ramble off 45 seconds of pure incoherent mumbo jumbo. Thank God she has her good looks and killer rack to fall back on.
Justin, over at dontlinkthis posted some screenshots from the pageant in case you missed it.
I’ll tell you what, they are really lowering the bar for these events. It used to be only HOT women were allowed to compete, now they seem to be taking anyone. These girls do not impress.
::sarcasm::
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