Would You Rather - Men’s Room Stall Floor vs Used Bath Water

This Would You Rather hails from the mind of the demented Big Cat.

Would You Rather

1. Lick the floor of a men’s room floor. Not just the floor, but the floor inside the stall. And after a long day of usage. You would also have to swallow and you would NOT be allowed to rinse it down…

- or -

2. Drink a glass of someones used bath water.

This one was somewhat difficult. I think I would lean towards licking the floor. Maybe I would luck out and it would be relatively clean. The bath water would be pretty gross and I’m pretty sure I would puke it all up.

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Would You Rather - Nose Hair Vs 5 O’clock Shadow

OoOoOoOo It’s time for another Would You Rather Wednesday. This one comes from BpBc fanatic Big Kat and it goes a little something like this:

Would you rather date a girl who has:

1. A noticeable 5:00 Shadow on her face and can’t get it off.

- or -

2. Uncontrollable nose hair. It hangs below the nostril and cannot be trimmed. A big bushel full.

For the female readers, instead of dating the girl - Which girl would you rather be?

I’d personally take the nose hair. Even though it would gross me out, it wouldn’t look so bad from a distance (like in pictures).

Side note: I couldn’t find a pic of a chick with a shadow, so I found one with a mustache instead.

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Would You Rather - Cow Blood vs Raw Sewage vs Cat Piss

This week’s Would You Rather is one of our grosser scenarios. Let’s say for X amount of dollars you had to sit neck deep (head never goes under) in a pool.

Would You Rather the pool be full of

1. Cow Blood
2. Raw Sewage
3. Cat Piss

Some notables: You won’t get sick or catch and disease from any of the options. You don’t have to swim in it, just be neck deep.

I think I would go with the Cow Blood as it would smell the least horrific. Not that I have ever smelled cow blood, but that’s just my guess. I suppose the real question is how much would it take to get me to do it… I’d go cow blood for a grand. Kid’s got bills to pay!

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Would You Rather - Oatmeal or Diarrhea

It’s that time again boys and girls. Let’s put ourselves in an awkward situation (like my usual friday night) and see which way this goes.

Scenario: You are only allowed to eat one kind of food for every meal, for the rest of your life. You will never get sick of it, no matter how many times you eat it.

Would You Rather:

1. Eat the one food you love most in this world. The only problem is that every time you eat it, you’ll get explosive diarrhea, every time. But man will you enjoy it going down.

2. Eat oatmeal for every meal. No flavors. No added extras. Just bland oatmeal. You will poop normal and feel great.

Well?

I think I’ll go with my favorite food and sacrifice my ass for the cause (Option 1). I love to eat too much to only eat oatmeal all the time. I can handle the extra paperwork in the bathroom.

Quick side note - My food of choice would be pepperoni pizza.

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Would You Rather - Nose vs Boobies

This Would You Rather was sent in from BpBc reader “Big Cat” and it goes a little something like this…

For The Guys:

Would You Rather date a girl who has…

1. No nose

- or -

2. No boobies.

For The Ladies:

Would You Rather date a guy who has…

1. 3 fingers

- or -

2. 3 Testicles

Is questions like this that really show a person’s true character. I’d have to go with the no boobies for the first WYR. I guess I don’t might shrunken chesticles as much as a missing nose.

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Would You Rather - Money Vs Death

Time for another Would You Rather…except this one is kind of a variation of the normal format.

Ok, so if you could have all the money a person could ever want / need for the rest of your life, would you be willing to give up 1 year of your life for it?

1. Let’s say it was the last part of your life when you are old and what not and you just go a year early…

- Or -
2. How about if you could lose a year at any given moment (coma or something) instead of at the end of your life…

I haven’t decided which I would go with just yet. I need a night to sleep on it. Right now i’ll go with if it were at the end of my life, I’d probably take the money but if it were at any moment, I’d walk away from the money.

What about you?

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Would You Rather - Dirt Bike or Trailer

Many of my friends have recently entered the work force. They’ve had to sacrifice a lot to appear to be responsible, hard-working individuals (no gin on Tuesday nights, less than two long islands with lunch, etc.). But how far would you go to keep your appearance of prosperity?

Here’s the situation. You just scored a decent job with a prominent company and are trying hard to make a good impression. Only problem is you destroyed the last home you lived in and all the middle income housing in the area is owned by the same realtor. e.g. You cannot secure middle income housing. You’re faced with the following decision:

Would You Rather ride a dirt bike to work every day and live in a nice house in a well-to-do neighborhood OR drive a new luxury automobile of your choice (BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, etc.) and live in a trailer near a landfill.

There is a security booth when you arrive at your company parking lot and the lot itself is fairly small, so word will get around and your boss and coworkers will be well aware of your mode of transportation. Remember that you will have to engage in “water-cooler” conversation at work all the time. If you choose the BMW/Trailer you will have to lie about where you live and won’t be able to explain your situation. On the other hand your only available explanation for the dirt bike is that you “love to feel the wind in your hair.” There is running water and a sewer system in your trailer.

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