Alrighty, getting back into the swing of things I’ll kick it off with a brand spanking new Would You Rather.
I spent a large portion of my winter holiday with a badass stomach flu which left me on the couch puking for 2 days straight. I was talking to long time reader, Kater, and she said she would rather have a broken bone than puke for days straight. I told her she was batshit crazy, but thought maybe 1 other person in the world might agree with her for once?
So what do you think?
Would you rather puke for 3 days non stop? I’m not talking hangover puke. I am talking your stomach is dry heaving constantly once it’s empty. Everything you eat / drink comes right back up, etc.
- or -
Have a broken bone, let’s say your big toe. The pain would subside after 4-5 hours (I have no idea how long the pain actually lasts). But you’d have to wear some sort of splint on it for a month.
Well?
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It’s been some time since we did a Would You Rather. I guess I dropped the ball a bit, but then when I think about it…I pretty much dropped the ball on updates altogether. I should be back in full force within 2 weeks =) so just hold tight. Anyway, here is a Would You Rather to chew on for now…
Would You Rather
Be born blind
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Suffer a tragic accident and go blind at age 20. Pain of the accident isn’t a factor.
This is a tough one for me. I feel that if I was born without vision I would be able to use my other senses to kick some ass like Ben Affleck in Daredevil. On the other hand, never seeing a pair of boobs again would be a tough loss for me. Plus, my super senses wouldn’t have developed and I would probably walk into a lot of things.
I guess I’ll go with losing vision at age 20. Better to have it and lose it than to never have it at all I suppose.
What say you?
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This Would You Rather came to me in a dream last night. It’s too long to explain, but goes something like this…
If you had to choose one of the following knowing that in 2 years you would have to give it up and go back to square one…
Would You Rather
1. Become an A-List celebrity a la Vince Chase from Entourage. Sex, Drugs and Money.
- Or -
2. Find true love. Those 2 years would be the best 2 of your life.
Well? I have to think this one over a bit as I always seem to pick the less popular option.
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This week’s WYR comes from a BpBc fanatic who wishes to remain anonymous and in the depths of his dark dark lair. You can check out the last WYR here:
OK, here goes…Would You Rather:
1. Drink a warm beer. Not like room temperature but heated up. Not HOT, but uncomfortably warm.
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2. Drink / chew slushy beer. You can’t really swallow it without chewing it so I guess you are really eating the beer.
Well?
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This week’s Would You Rather is all about taking a chance. If you are looking for a less serious WYR, check a previous one: Fat Chick Vs Food Poisoning.
-The Setup- Let’s say you are young and not in a relationship. You just finished college and are moving onto the next stage in your life.
Would you rather take a chance and relocate to an area that is a far distance from your family and friends, let’s say across the country. You would only see them once, maybe twice a year. On the flip side, you have a chance to jumpstart your career.
-OR-
Would you rather stay where you are and try to build your career near your family and friends. The flipside is that you won’t ever know “what could have been” had you made the move.
Well? Are you a risk taker or safe better?
(This entry was inspired by some personal debate between me and a friend of mine)
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This Would You Rather was inspired by some shenanigans that went down last week while I was on vacation. I will spare your the details as I do not want to ruin your day.
Would You Rather:
1. Hook up with a Fat Chick and vaguely remember it the next day because you were so hammered. The catch is that you would run into her the following night, this time totally sober. She would haunt your dreams for the next several weeks. Plus, your friends would excessively harass you for a long while.
2. Get food poisoning for a weekend. Puking, fevers and headaches oh my!
Ladies, sorry for the male targeted “Would You Rather”. I’ll make it up to you on the next one 
Personally, I would take the food poisoning. I could bear 3 days of pain instead of having to remember that fateful night for following years.
What say you?
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