Would You Rather - Parents Vs Girlfriend

This week’s Would You Rather is all about getting caught doing the dirty. The question is, which end would you rather be on?

Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you?

I think I’d rather walk in on my parents, it would be easier to block that out rather than have the constant embarrassment of them having seen my girl naked and me in some awkward pose.

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Would You Rather - Good Sex Vs Relationship

OK, this Would You Rather is geared more towards the vaginal readers out there so ladies, please leave your thoughts in the comments.

I have a few female friends who all seem to have the same problems with men: they choose the wrong ones. Last night I was talking to someone and I thought about a decent Would You Rather:

Would you rather have great sex but with someone who didn’t want to date you (have a strictly sexual relationship with you) or have someone who was head over heels in love with you but was terrible in the sack and would never get any better?

I guess it depends on your situation. I think most females would say the “head over heels” option, but do they all mean it?

My choice depends on the situation and what you are looking for. If I was involved with a million things and not wanting a relationship, the killer sex would be my choice. If I was trying to settle down, then the second option would fit. Pretty clear cut.

Right now, I’d take the sex…but if the head over heels option came around…I’d bit that too.

So who is else shallow out there? Don’t be scurrrrd.

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Would You Rather - Drugs vs Success

It’s been some time since our last Would You Rather. If you missed it, you can check it here: Favorite Song vs Elevator Music

Would You Rather be a backup sports player where you never started, but made a fairly nice salary (200k per year) or be a superstar making millions, but you get busted for using performance enhancing drugs, which gets you kicked out of the league and makes people ridicule you everywhere you go?

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Would You Rather - Favorite Song vs Elevator Music

It’s been a while since we did a Would You Rather. This week’s WYR comes from reader SLY / Dr. Crane (sorry to give up your identity, slystonian) and it’s goes a little something like this:

Would You Rather listen to your favorite song over and over again for a whole year, or be forced to listen to elevator music?

Well?
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Would You Rather - Stranded On An Island, Again

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Well Well Well. It’s been almost a month since the last “Would You Rather”!!! Can you believe that? You can peep it here: Nickelback vs Creed.

This weeks WYR is another stranded island themed scenario. It goes a little something like this…

If you were stranded on an island, Would You Rather be stranded with:

1. A computer with dialup internet and no instant messaging programs.
2. A TV with basic cable
3. An extremely attractive member of the opposite sex who does not want to (and never will) hook up with you.

I am sure MOST of you can guess my choice. I could do without the TV. There isn’t too much on basic cable that I enjoy anyway. Sure it would be hell missing episodes of The Office, 30 Rock and LOST… but I could survive.

Next we have the hot guy / girl. I deliberated long and hard over this one and came to the conclusion that it would only be torture for me to be around someone sexy who I had no chance with.

That leaves Old Faithful, the computer with Dialup Internet. Let’s be honest, you all knew I would choose the computer. With all that free time I could update BigPlansBigCrash much more than I do now! Sure Dialup would be horrible, but it could be worse…I could have AOL.

What would you choose?

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Would You Rather - Nickelback vs Creed

I’m gonna change it up this week as my schedule is a bit different. Here is a solid Would You Rather. Last weeks can be found aqui: Bad Breath Vs Permanent Unibrow.

If you had a cd forever stuck in your car player, Would You Rather it be a Nickelback CD or a Creed CD?

Personally, I’d take Creed. I hear Nickelback on the radio 12934023 times a day at work and every time I contemplete suicide by eating pounds of yeast until my stomach explodes. Like Douglas, they bring nothing to the table.

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Would You Rather - Bad Breath Vs Permanent Unibrow

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Today’s Would You Rather comes from the almighty BRG (Graber).

Would you rather have Chronic Bad Breath or a Permanent Unibrow that you cannot remove. I’m talking a unibrow like Bert’s from Sesame Street.

Personally, I would take the bad breath. I can still pick up girls with bad breath, i’ll just have to be careful about keeping my distance. With a unibrow like that, there is zero chance of success. My rapist wit and stunning personality can only take me so far - the unibrow would kill me.

If you missed the last Would You Rather, you can check it here: Respect vs Popularity

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