My first born is getting one of these…
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I came across this picture on EgyGuy and I could not believe my eyes. Here are the before and after shots of 9 women who had a 12 hour makeover. The results would “ooooh” and “ahhh” even Oprah and her zombie minded audience. These women look NOTHING like they did - so much that I almost don’t believe it is legit. But then again, it’s on the Internet so it’s gotta to be true.
Click the image for a bigger one.
Honestly though, looks don’t really matter because all women are beautiful on the inside, right?
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So I have this friend who had the asian fever back in high school, specifically a Filipino chick. He told me many stories that usually didn’t sit with me, probably because I consider everything outside of “what I know” to be bullshit - call me ignorant. There was one thing I distinctly remember him telling me that I couldn’t wrap my mind around and it still makes me nauseous every time I think about it. Rather than explain it to you, check this out:
Let me warn you that it is pretty graphic so if you have a weak stomach for gross shit like myself, look away.
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So I was sitting home Friday night watching the dance-along version of High School Musical 2 when a commercial came on for the new “Tia and Tamara Mowry” movie called Twitches 2. I thought “Holy Christ, those girls gotta be 30something and are still playing the ‘twin’ card on a kids TV station”. I pounded my twisted tea and headed over to my computer to do some further investigation. My findings were exactly as I suspected…
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I’m not sure what sporting event this was held at, but it doesn’t really matter. Humor at other people’s expense is always a fan favorite on BigPlansBigCrash. Watch and enjoy…
There are so many questions left unanswered. Like, why does she flail her arms when she runs? What do you think the football players say when she runs into them? Why does she keep running after the contest is over? Did she even know the rules of the contest? Is she wearing a bra? So many questions…
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This is why I hate New York / New Jersey. Every summer at my shore house in Seaside Heights, NJ I gotta deal with douchebags like this. Lay off the ‘roids fellas.
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I was listening to the Preston and Steve Show today (as I do every weekday) and they pointed me in the direction of the “Pickle Surprise Video”.
I am speechless. I cannot figure out the purpose of the video. Is it a commercial? Is it for kids? Are those ladies really men? Does the chick fart at the end?
If anyone has the answers, please enlighten me. K thx.
Edit: I just realized this might be about transvestites having “surprise pickles”???
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