Written by Dan - Tagged with Celebrity - 1 Comment

So apparently Ashton Kutcher is producing this new TV show where celebrities make up rumors about themselves in order to “punk” the paparazzi. The pappos see celebs out and about being ridiculous or whatever and report back to gossip headquarters. Once the story hits the net and tabloids, it is revealed that it was all hoax and VOILA! The jokes on them. HILARIOUS, no?

I like the idea of discrediting the paparazzi by feeding them fake news, but I mean comeon…Do you really think they care if the news is legit or not? It’s all about having the hot story, whether it’s true or not it’s another thing. I think it’s pathetic how much attention celebrities already get and this show is only going to feed the fire. Look, I already spent the last 5 minutes of my time writing this blurb about celebrities when I could have been doing something more productive likeeee…well let’s be real - I would probably have been sitting in front of my TV watching Family Guy reruns, but you get my point.

Anyway, this show will most likely be a hit because people are dumb and watch almost anything.

We live in a sad world.

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Comment by douglas on March 12, 2008

I’d love to watch a show/documentary on the life of a papparazi. It’d be some slob that has an awful life and lives to harass the hell out of people. They’d be like gamblers, after they get that jackpot shot they’d be the guy buying everyone at the bar a shot of yaeger (and later getting kicked out of the bar for barfing all over the bartop then doing a belly-slide).

 
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