I absolutely hate it when people put in their away message some variation of “Cell’s on”. I mean, no shit your cell is on. I don’t think there is ever a time when my cell phone is off and I am sure most people are the same way. Even if it’s not on, i’ll just leave a voicemail and you can call me back. No need to announce it in your away message. Even better is the ever-famous “Out. Call the cell”. Come on now…if I wanted to reach you when you are out, I am obviously not going do it harry potter style and send an owl. There really is no other option besides a cell phone. Stupid girls.
In other news, I am starting to get decent at snowboarding will be showing off some stunts up in New York this weekend. Word.











In other news, Bernie likes little girls with gaza landing strips.