I hate driving during the day. When I go into work at 3:30am there is virtually no one on the road. I hit 90mph (cuz im a badass) on the turnpike and the trip takes about 13 minutes. Now, the trip home at 3:00pm takes me nearly 40 minutes and it’s the same distance. The reason? People are F-ing idiots…Which leads me to a quick rant of some things I cannot stand about daytime driving:
- Going below 80 in the left lane on a major highway
- Waiting until the last minute to signal, thus trapping me behind you when I could have switched lanes.
- Not signaling at all.
- People who don’t make a right turn at a red light where it is allowed.
- People who ride your ass because you aren’t going fast enough when it’s really the car ahead of you that sucks at life.
- New York Drivers. I realllly don’t like them. Jersey drivers are a close 2nd.
- Old people doing 25mph on all roads.
- Cops who throw their lights on to go through an intersection. Assholes
- That moron who drives with their high beams on all the time. (Ok, so this would be Night time driving, but whatever.
- Those Mack trucks who drive side by side with each other so you cannot pass them. I swear they talk on the CB radios and F with me.
- Traffic lights that DON’T have the sensors. I have become spoiled and HATE waiting at an empty light.
- Old people.
- Small women in over sized SUVs
Ugh, I could keep going but I am sounding really bitter right now. I needed to get that out. Anyone else feeling my pain?
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Preach diddy, preach!
Although having small cars make chicks assume we have giant penises, high beam headlights from trucks are absolutely blinding.
let me add this to your list
Cars that fly up behind you, get real close, then pass on the right when the left lane is wide open. This usually leads me to speed up so that I can box them in with a slower car ahead in the right lane.