As another year comes to a close, I usually look back and reflect on the past 12 months. This year, however, I am going to look forward and make some predictions on what probably won’t happen in 2007 (wouldn’t it be nice if they did).
What won’t happen in 2007:
- 10. Britney Spears will stop flashing her vagina.
- 9. MTV will start to show actual music videos again.
- 8. The View will be cancelled.
- 7. European Football will gain a large following in the US.
- 6. All nuclear weapons will be destroyed and everyone will live peacefully.
- 5. Paris Hilton will stop getting undeserved publicity.
- 4. LOST will start to make sense.
- 3. Movie ticket prices will drop back to a reasonable 5 dollars.
- 2. BigPlansBigCrash will grow to thousands of daily readers and I can do it full time.
- 1. I will date a female who looks like a supermodel or Scarlet Johansson.
If just one of these predictions came true in ‘07, the world would be a better place. Personally, I am pulling for #2 and #1. Who want’s to help? =P
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what happened to Tuesday?
I was in PSU all day picking up Tim. Didn’t get home till 4 or 5 and had pretzel stuff to do. Sorrrrry.
I can help with number 2, I can add to all local marketing efforts bigplansbigcrash.com to bbc features and promotional activities in the phila, south nj, and delaware areas. I will of course need some compensation… if you are interested we can work out the details. (your soul, sexual acts, praises of me on bpbc of course as well as blogs about sammy adams and twisted tea and how if you drink anything else you will go straight to hell, your mom’s taco dip once a month, and a pretzel a day for free) just to name a few…let me know.
I say get your own help for number 1. I’m still trying to do that myself.
hey jonny, bra, if you’re tryin to acheive #1….make sure they’re not married!!! haha, titty bar round 2 real soon….
LOL
Good thing I’m not married.
I wish MTV starts showing britney back again lol.Your post was hilarious.Thx for making me laugh.
I also got entry in darrens project.
http://technospot.net/blogs/index.php/2006/12/19/predicting-the-evolution-of-techspot-insideout/
And i am feeding your blog.There wont be another chance to meet so many bloggers
Merry Christmas
lol…lets see how many come true ….have a great new year ….i also participated in Darren’s writing project
http://www.whoismadhur.com/2006/12/19/what-blogging-has-taught-me/
drop by if you have a chance ..and u got a great blog …m subscribing to it ..
Hey man, just lettin you know I am pulling for you on those last couple as well… I know the reader base would be nice for all of us, neh?
Anyway, stumbled across the post on the group project site, mine is at http://veritastic.wordpress.com/2006/12/19/the-state-of-gaming-2007/
But the site I am pullin for for my reader base would definitely be http://taxnation.wordpress.com once I get it off the ground here eventually. lol.
Good luck in the contest!
Good luck with Scarlett
Nice list..
Maybe Lost will start making sense.. who knows…
Happy holidays!
Hey, maybe if you strike millions through monetizing your blog, Scarlet will eventually come with the package. I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you.
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