Today’s F*ck, Marry, Kill comes from guest writer Jon from over at DoubleDumbassOnYou. Last week’s FMK can be found here: Boys Of Full House
You know the drill by now, here is your latest panel of beauties for your
discussion:
- April O’Neil from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Scarlet from GI Joe
- Cheetara from Thundercats
Jon’s Take:
I would kill April O’Neil. That yellow jumpsuit got on my nerves, and
she was only a reporter … not very exciting. She had poor choice in
friends: 4 Turtles & a Rat. She talked far too much and always got
kidnapped by Krang or Baxter Stockman.
I would fuck Cheetara. I mean who hasn’t? She was the only female
Thundercat on Third Earth. You can’t tell me that Panthro or Tigra didn’t
throw it to her at least once or twice. What’s one more?
I would marry Scarlet. Counter Intelligence Operative, Martial Arts
Expert, and she had Best Military Issue Uniform EVER. Besides, I have
always had a thing for redheads. I think once you get past the hundreds of
people she had murdered there could really be a connection there.
Ladies and gentlemen, what say you?
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I would probably F Cheetara. She seems like a freak and looks mad flexible.
I would probably KILL Scarlet as she looks pretty intimidating and could probably kick my ass. PLus that hair is a little TOO red.
I guess I would marry April O’neil out of a lack of better options. COWABUNGA!
Wow, first comment before YOU KNOW WHO? Holy Christ
hey. consider my comments done. i shall no longer commment. there goes 97.7% of the comments for bpbc. goodbye everyone.
Thank God for that! Vigile, you forgot about Wiley Kit. There were 2 female thundercats on 3rd earth (although wiley Kit might have been underage, after all, lion-o was the only one that aged) Anyways, I’m with Vigile all the way on this one. If you married scarlet you’d get to hang with Duke, Snake Eyes, Sgt Slaughter, and the rest of the Joes, plus, she might capture the Baroness and bring her home for a little “interrogation” if you know what I mean…
sorry Sly, I forgot about your pederastic tendencies.
What’s a pederast dude?
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meh
I was too drugged up to remember anything from the eighties … don’t know who those bitches are … kill them all (I am depressed cause i know my future)
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Hi Jim. Photos i received. Thanks