If you missed last week’s FMK you can check it here: F*ck Marry Kill - Sophia Bush, Brittany Snow or Michelle Trachtenberg
This week the battle is between some of the sexiest asses in Hollywood. I am not talking about the actual people, but just their asses. That’s right.
The contestants are: Jessica Alba’s Ass, Jessica Biel’s Ass, and Jennifer Lopez’s Ass.
Alba’s Ass
Biel’s Ass
J’lo’s Ass
This is another tough one for me. I’d like to marry J-Lo’s ass because it would make for a great pillow and sleep is all I think about anymore. But I am afraid that I am going to have to stab that ass and deflate it.
I would fuck Biel’s ass multiple times. She seems like a bitch so I don’t think I would want to deal with it for that long, just have my way with it.
Alba’s booty is my obsession. I have the latina heat I guess. Plus she appeals to my inner nerd. I would marry that shit in a heartbeat. SEXYYYYYY.
So there you have it.
Now tell me why I am wrong, “You know who”. Ya bastard.
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