If you missed last week’s FMK you can check it here: F*ck Marry Kill - Sophia Bush, Brittany Snow or Michelle Trachtenberg
This week the battle is between some of the sexiest asses in Hollywood. I am not talking about the actual people, but just their asses. That’s right.
The contestants are: Jessica Alba’s Ass, Jessica Biel’s Ass, and Jennifer Lopez’s Ass.
Alba’s Ass
Biel’s Ass
J’lo’s Ass
This is another tough one for me. I’d like to marry J-Lo’s ass because it would make for a great pillow and sleep is all I think about anymore. But I am afraid that I am going to have to stab that ass and deflate it.
I would fuck Biel’s ass multiple times. She seems like a bitch so I don’t think I would want to deal with it for that long, just have my way with it.
Alba’s booty is my obsession. I have the latina heat I guess. Plus she appeals to my inner nerd. I would marry that shit in a heartbeat. SEXYYYYYY.
So there you have it.
Now tell me why I am wrong, “You know who”. Ya bastard.
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dude. i’m confused. you advertised love-hewitt’s ass, but you put lopez’s dumper up there. fix your shit, then i’ll put in my 2 cents. personally, i’d like to see love-hewitt’s tight ass up there over j-lo’s fat ass.
alright, after that quick fix, here we go…
i’d fuck biel’s ass, just cause i have to pick one, and to get it over with
i’d marry alba’s ass cause i’d want to have that pretty thing all the time
and i’d kill j-lo’s ass because it could quite possibly get a mind of its own and take over the world someday.
yeah, i agreed with you…big deal, so what? wanna fight about it?
“Paddy Tanninger, Caddy Manager. Yea, it rhymes. Big WHOOP, wanna fight about it?”
as a woman, i feel highly offended by these fuck marry kill entries. especially this one.
As a man I am offended by the fact that none of these pictures are nudes.Still though,if it were up to me I’d have to bone JLO’s ass because it is absolutely perfect.It’s up and firm,Alba’s little ass wouldn’t be able to handle all the things I’d put it through,but jessica Biel’s ass would definately be wearing an engagement ring.sweet!!!!
Hey Britt,why are you offended by these fuck,kill,marry topics?Is it because your ass isn’t pictured?Tell ya what hot stuff,who would you fuck,kill,or marry…Brad Pitt,Matt Damon,or Christian Bale?ANSWER THAT IF YOU DARE!
F Biel
Marry Alba (yum)
Kill J-lo
I’d marry Biel’s ass.
Fuck Alba’s ass
Marry Biel’s (oh god its so perfect)
Fuck jlo’s ass to death(cant waste a good ass)