Well one of our female readers has been voicing out on the BpBc comment board and we can’t have that. So it seems I have to do a FMK for the vaginal readers. Here you go, ladies (aka Britt Graber).
Who would you Fuck, Marry, and Kill?
1. Danny Tanner
2. Joey Gladstone
3. Jesse Katsopolis
I think I would kill Joey. He wasn’t that funny and I am pretty sure he stole the “Cut IT Out” bit off of me. I’ve been rocking that shit since the second grade.
I would marry Danny as he is a good house cleaner. You can bet I won’t get caught talking bad about him during spring cleaning. We ALLLL know how that goes.
I would F the hell out of Uncle Jesse and his Oh-So-Perfect hair. Can you blame me?
Ok that was awkward enough to type. Now I have to proofread it. UGH
Happy Britt?
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ok, if i was a female:
the obvious answer is to do uncle jesse.
i’d marry danny tanner, because he’s f’n hilarious, so much more hilarious than ranger joe…and you don’t ever get laid when married anyway, so it doesn’t matter that he looks like an ostrich…
so that leaves the kill being uncle joey…it’s sad, but it’s the rules of the game.
i’m comfortable enough with my sexuality to respond to this post…even moreso than kerv might be…besides, i’m not the one that reads the “queer eyed korean” website every day.
well, you guys summed it up pretty well, and what’s this about kerv, what does he read???
…..ok amaechie
i think this was an easy fuck mary kill, unless you are alanis morrisette in 1993 or whenever she was dating dave coulier. i agree with the masses. i would obv. bang Uncle Jesse. i would have him sing Forever with the rippers just prior though, to enhance the mood. Danny, obv. would be the guy i would marry, because he would be the cleaning and cooking bitch. Joey, would be dead faster than he could manage to slip a lame impersonation out of his mouth. He always annoyed me.
ANyway, yes Dan, thank you. Finally, something other than ass cheek ratings!! Next time you feel so inclined as to incorporate males into the mix, I think you should maybe incorporate some men where the vote isn’t unanimous. It’s like asking guys fuck mary kill, Estelle, Harriet or Laura Winslow.
But thanks!!!!
Fuck estelle, definately, shes experience and a little crazy…my kind of woman
heyyyyyyyy, sly, you are alive!!! where you been brotha??
you know who (mike) don’t you mean you’re NOT as comfortable with you sexuality as I am…after all, I do read the Queer Eyed Korean, so I must be the most comfortable with my sexuality.
and if I was gay…my boy Leone has a good gay site going.
first of all, my name isn’t mike…it’s you know who, kerv. thanks.
2nd of all, no i don’t mean i’m “NOT” as comfortable with my sexuality. i meant it the way i said it.
3rd of all, i’m amazed that you finally put together a sentence with the proper form of “your/you’re”. simply stunning.
this one dude i know said all men all a little gay…but do i believe/agree with him?…..yeah, maybe.
have mer-cay…jesse is dreamy…
ALL men are defintely a little gay. bottom line.
shauna…all these comments? change of pace
You can mean it any way you want. But, I don’t think you need to compare your comfortability with mine. We both know who you’re not quite at my level. Simple example, you can’t even share a bed with a good friend. So you’re not that comfortable.
ho ho ho HOLD on…I can share a bed easily. It’s bc3alumni that can’t…get your facts straight pal. thank you, goodnight.
yes yes, i do prefer the floor, better for your back
“yes yes…thataway…but this time without the ‘oops’”
dan, what can i say, stuff has been interesting lately.