Written by Dan - Tagged with Fuck Marry Kill - 6 Comments

Ellen PompeoKate WalshKatherin Heigl

I am not sure why “Grey’s” is such a popular show. To me, it’s just another hospital show with stupid drama going on between the employees. I also don’t understand why every freaking girl I know calls it “Grey’s” instead of the actual name (Grey’s Anatomy). Not to mention all of the god damn quotes I see from that show as if every episode is a life lesson. BLAH.

Getting to the point…

I’d fuck the red head. She has that tear-you-up-in-bed-cougar thing going on with all her experience.

I’d kill Heigl (on the right). She made some comments a few weeks about her role in “Knocked Up” and how it was belittling to women or some shit. I dunno, she just seems like a bitch.

I’d marry Grey (on the left). I love her. She’s gorgeous…and blonde. Plus I feel like she could squeeze out 3+ kids and not gain that baby weight every husband dreads.

Count it.

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Comment by Patrick D. on January 7, 2008

I’d go with…kill…myself. I want nothing to do with these three man-hating hags. Especially Heigl. She’s one of those pretty girls who knows they’re pretty, so she’ll constantly nag you incessantly about, well, everything until you need to bury her in a field somewhere to hide the body.

 
Comment by douglas on January 7, 2008

Fuck Heigl, Kill the red, Marry Grey. Don’t feel like explaining my logic because I’d rather take a McDump on all their faces. What if you added a fourth option in FMK, adoption. As in the girl would have to be your daughter. Now that would make shit pretty awnry.

 
Comment by You know who on January 7, 2008

I’ve never seen the show, so I’ll just go by looks, cause that’s all this is about…

I’d fuck the broad on the right, cause she looks like she’d be feisty and all bitchy and shit, and it’d be nice to have her crying by the end of the 45-second session…

I’d marry the chickie on the left, cause she’s cute, and I dig cute chicks. Nuff said there.

I’d kill the red-head. She’s the least attractive of the 3. She’s pale, and I just don’t like her eyes. Red-heads are my least favorite of all hair-colored girls, except for the wacky ones that dye their hair green and shit. Just not my style.

Give us something harder next time.

Comment by Dan on January 8, 2008

No freaking way….Is it true?? You Know Who is back?

 
 
Comment by kerv on January 11, 2008

i would fuck Grey because she is too annoying and could only handle her whinning for a short period of time.

the red is no longer on the show, so i will kill her

i’d marry heigl because she is the best looking, has the same money making job, the youngest, and loves to cook and fuck on the show. now that is a winner.

count it

 
Comment by The J on January 12, 2008

Fuck Hiegl, fun once (Ok, probably fun a bunch of times, but that wasn’t one of the options.) and I agree with some of the others in that she seems far too aware of how hot she is.

Marry The Redhead, I love redheads, and from what little I have seen of her in interviews, she seems fun and cool.

Kill Grey, I used to think she was cute but after 3 seasons of listening to her whine/complain, and one season of too many HD close-ups I’ve just lost all interest in her.

 
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