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This week’s FMK is all about the ladies of contemporary cartoon fame. I’m talking about Lois from Family Guy, Marge from The Simpsons and Leela from Futurama.
Im gonna have to marry Lois. I would love to hit that night after night and she seems more than willing. I’d F Marge. She can look damn sexy when she tries, but I think she would get real annoying after awhile. Leela gets the axe. While she is also hot, she gets on my nerves.
Pretty straightforward.
What about you?
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Fuk lois, she seems real crazy in the sack and out, Marry Marge, look how many times Homer has screwed up and shes still with him, and Kill Leela, the only mutant eye would want is the three boobed chick from total recall
You would kill Leela, you just can’t stand a strong woman can you diddy?
I’d kill Louis, the Fran Drescher voice would drive me crazy. F* Leela for the exotic factor. Marry Marge because Milhouse considers her a MILF, and we all know “the ‘house’ always wins.”
Marry Marge. Shes awesome.
Lois is totally fuckable material, especially when she was a model.
Leelas gotta go.
I’ll be the odd one.
F* Leela just for the bragging rights. Marry Lois just for years of the line ‘EAT THIS RED CARPET!’ Giggity! Kill Marge.
gotta go wit engler on this one, spot on
I’m with Dan.
I’d live happily hangin’ & bangin’ Lois,
Marge would be fun, once.
& Leela just has way too many issues with men.
Oh, wait.
I forgot,
I’m not a cartoon character…
or am I.
Fuck Leela, she’s the sexiest. A one eyed, purple haired, ass kicking babe with tall legs, wide hips, a small waist, and a big chest.
Marry Marge because she’s also pretty damn hot and she’ll be willing to do all of the cooking and cleaning. She may do her fair share of nagging, but she’d be willing to put up with a lot of shit, just look at all of Homer’s crap that she puts up with.
Kill Lois because she’s not as hot as the others and she seems to have a bit of a wild, unpredictable side so she wouldn’t make as good of a house wife as Marge.
Do I have to decide? I want all three! Can we move to Saudi Arabia and have a harem?
LOIS IS SO HOT