Written by Dan - Tagged with Fuck Marry Kill, Random - 3 Comments

So this weekend I went out boozing for my 24th birthday. Yea I’m getting old, I know. So much of my Saturday was spent battling a wicked hangover and watching…Mean Girls. So I figure I’d dedicate this FMK to those sexy bitches. If you missed last weeks, I got it right here for ya: Fuck Marry Kill - Philly Sports Mascots

Mean Girls

Who would you Fuck, Marry and Kill out of these three:

1. Regina George ( Rachel McAdams )
2. Gretchen Wieners ( Lacey Chabert )
3. Karen Smith ( Amanda Seyfried )

Ok this is a tough one. I would probably F the ba-jesus out of Karen Smith. Small blonde with big breasts? Yes please (I am really not this shallow).

I would marry Gretchen Wieners as I think she is a sexy vixxen (and in an upcoming maxim? YOU KNOW IT! ). She also looks like she would age well.

I would kill Regina George. While I would marry and bone Rachel McAdams, her character in the movie was just too much of a bitch for me to handle. Plus when she gained weight, yea that’s how she’d look after kids. Did I mention I’m not shallow at all?

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Comment by bc3alumni on March 1, 2007

welllllllll, i’ve never seen this and never will, but i know rachel mcadams and she would be the one i marry. and by the looks of the other two i would romp the shit out of the one in the middle and kill the other bitch. and yes diddy, you are that shallow….if you have to say, “i’m not this shallow” in every other post…news flash!!! you’re shallow! haha, but we all are, it’s kinda our job

Comment by sly on March 2, 2007

C’mon bc3, diddy isn’t shallow. Remember that one girl with the pick-up truck? Can’t be shallow if you go home with that.

 
 
Comment by bc3alumni on March 2, 2007

oh yeah, this is very true

 
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