Written by Dan - Tagged with Fuck Marry Kill, Random - 3 Comments

So this weekend I went out boozing for my 24th birthday. Yea I’m getting old, I know. So much of my Saturday was spent battling a wicked hangover and watching…Mean Girls. So I figure I’d dedicate this FMK to those sexy bitches. If you missed last weeks, I got it right here for ya: Fuck Marry Kill - Philly Sports Mascots

Mean Girls

Who would you Fuck, Marry and Kill out of these three:

1. Regina George ( Rachel McAdams )
2. Gretchen Wieners ( Lacey Chabert )
3. Karen Smith ( Amanda Seyfried )

Ok this is a tough one. I would probably F the ba-jesus out of Karen Smith. Small blonde with big breasts? Yes please (I am really not this shallow).

I would marry Gretchen Wieners as I think she is a sexy vixxen (and in an upcoming maxim? YOU KNOW IT! ). She also looks like she would age well.

I would kill Regina George. While I would marry and bone Rachel McAdams, her character in the movie was just too much of a bitch for me to handle. Plus when she gained weight, yea that’s how she’d look after kids. Did I mention I’m not shallow at all?

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