Written by Dan - Tagged with Fuck Marry Kill - 4 Comments

Time for another F*ck, Marry, Kill scenario. If you missed the last one, you can check it here: F*ck, Marry, Kill - Girls Of LOST

This week’s battle is between some sexy ladies:

1. Sophia Bush

Sophia Bush
2. Brittany Snow

Brittany Snow
3. Michelle Trachtenberg

Michelle Trachtenberg

Ok so I just threw Trachtenberg in there so I would have someone to kill. She is overrated and I don’t even CONSIDER her in the same league as my Princess Sophia (dan brown reference) and my sexy Brittany.

I would F* Sophia Bush all night long because she seems like she would be a freak - not that I have anything to base that on. I’d just like to think that. I would marry Brittany Snow as she has an innocent look; a “wife material” feel, if you will. I wonder how she’ll look at 50.

Trachtenberg can go jump off a cliff.

Agree to disagree?

For the record, I’m not really this shallow…only when it comes to BpBc…then my “you know who” does most of the thinking.

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Comment by You know who on January 25, 2007

Ugh. There you go again with your head up your ass. Except for the Trachtenberg part. She’s a definite kill. But Bush would be the one I’d marry. She’s cute and innocent looking, sorta…more innocent looking than Snow, who would be the rail-worthy one. Look at her in that thin little number she’s wearing. Mmmmmmm. It’s for easy access. She’s saying “Hey…hey big guy…hey.” She’s a whore and I’d check her liver tempearature any day with my “you know what”, and then I’d run to the church real quick to marry Sophia.

And as someone who thinks he knows you pretty well…Yes you are really this shallow. We all are, Diddy…we all are.

 
Comment by bc3 alumni on January 25, 2007

i’d marry bush, but i agree with the kill

 
Comment by Carl Capdeville on April 24, 2008

What’s wrong with you guys? Trachtenberg is a hot little babe. I want to do nasty things with her for the rest of my life and she looks like she’d go right along with the nasty part!

 
Comment by i wanna make SOPHIA MOAN!!! on May 28, 2008

Ooo, this is kinda hard. For me, Sophia’s the hottest and I would LOVE to fuck her! But she has such a good personality, I’d marry her :)
So I’d do Brittany Snow - blonde cutie with a nice bod - and gladly kill Michelle Trachtenberg ;D Something about her just annoys me…

But if someone approached me in real life and asked “could we hire you to kill Michelle Trachtenberg? In return you can have your way with Sophia Bush..” I’d seriously contemplate the high risk and consequences of murder to sleep with Sophia. She’s gorgeous! Sexy as fuck!!!!

 
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