So with all the Spice Girl Tour gayness finally dying down, I think it’s a good time to put 3 of the hoebags to the FMK test. The hard part is picking which 3 since they all kinda blow, but we’ll go with Posh Spice aka Balloon Tits Spice, Sporty Spice aka Sweet Bangs Spice, and Scary Spice aka Black Spice (some clever reference to Eddie Murphy’s illegitimate kid wouldn’t fit on the picture).
So, who would you F*ck, who would you Marry, and who would you Kill?
Personally, I am going to cheat and kill all three. Maybe I’d F posh first, just to see her fake boobs not bounce around (nom nom nom), then I’d kill her. I hate the Spice Girls with an intense passion.
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