So with all the Spice Girl Tour gayness finally dying down, I think it’s a good time to put 3 of the hoebags to the FMK test. The hard part is picking which 3 since they all kinda blow, but we’ll go with Posh Spice aka Balloon Tits Spice, Sporty Spice aka Sweet Bangs Spice, and Scary Spice aka Black Spice (some clever reference to Eddie Murphy’s illegitimate kid wouldn’t fit on the picture).
So, who would you F*ck, who would you Marry, and who would you Kill?
Personally, I am going to cheat and kill all three. Maybe I’d F posh first, just to see her fake boobs not bounce around (nom nom nom), then I’d kill her. I hate the Spice Girls with an intense passion.
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‘black spice’ or scary spice to the layman, also has fake boobs. just an fyi.
wow, being the boob connoisseur that I am, it surprises me that I didn’t know/notice those weren’t real. I have much to learn and I bow to your boob knowledge, Katie.
For the record, they don’t look as good / ridiculous as Posh’s set.
fake tats FTW!!!!!!
Isn’t the Sporty one a lesbian?
I’m going f*ck Posh, kill Scary and marry Sporty. But I’m kind of always dug Sporty Spice.
im sooooo mad at you considering you are making fun of my obsessive love for the spice girls…and totally offended that ginger got no love…if only you saw her abs at the concert…sickkkkkk body on that lady…i love them all…VIVA FOREVER!!!
A - Stop with this “nom nom nom” trash. Just stop it. Thanks. Love, Everyone.
B - Anybody who wouldn’t fuck Balloon Tits Spice needs to seriously question their sexuality.
C - Since you’re cheating, I’ll cheat too and not marry any of them.
D - I’d kill Black Spice because…well…we won’t get into that…
This question is quite the paradox, as I’m quite sure that I would hit all five of them like the angry fist of God … don’t act like you wouldn’t either