We haven’t done a FMK in a while so I figured today would be a good day to bust it out. I am not sure if they are actually called the brat pack, but I think it fits them perfectly. I see their names on every celebrity blog I read so I can’t help to wonder which I would F, marry and kill. Here they are:
Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton.
While I would like to kill all of them, that’s not how the game works.
The obvious choice for the kill would be Paris. I can’t stand that bitch.
I would like to bone Lindsay Lohan (those tatties get me every time), but then I would have to marry Nicole Ritchie, which is a no go. The only remaining option is to take one for the team and F Ritchie. Then I could marry Lohan and bang her for the rest of my life. It’s one of those “lesser of two evils” scenarios that keep me tossing and turning at night.
What about you???
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This is a tough. Obviously, kill them all is the best option. But the game is the game.
F - Lindsay Lohan
M - Paris Hilton. I know, it’s a stunner, but I maybe jail changed her.
K - Nicole Richie…I cannot stand her.
F - Nicole Richie, no worries
K - Paris Hilton, dumb b*tch has it comin
M - Lindsay Lohan, i reckon she#s DIRRTY
This was easy, only because of the “lesser of…” clauses.
F - Paris Hilton (Why not, with protection of course)
M - Lindsay Lohan (how long could she possibly live)
K - Nicole Richie (Too scary, could be sharp inside)
You’ll get STDs all over the place if you bone hilton…but I feel ya on the Ritchie sharp metal objects theory…
i go with the j
Replies Fixed, Whew
anybody hear Richie is 12 weeks pregnant? Over/under on the baby’s weight. The line is 4.5lbs.
haha really?
Socialite Nicole Richie is more than 12 weeks pregnant with the child of her rocker boyfriend Joel Madden, according to the latest U.S. reports. The Simple Life star found out she is expecting the Good Charlotte frontman’s child after taking a home pregnancy test, multiple sources tell American magazine Us Weekly. One insider tells the publication, “She is extremely excited right now.” Richie has so far refused to confirm or deny a series of recent pregnancy reports, prompted by pictures of the skinny star with a bloated belly. One theory for the 25-year-old’s silence on the subject is she wanted to wait until she passed the “safe” 12-weeks-pregnant mark.
-imdb.com
F - Lohan (a bigger slut, take my chances she is better in bed)
M - Hilton (her money is going nowhere, plus I could hate fuck her the rest of my life)
K - Richie (she was better fat, and now I have to kill her)
ryan dont you say that about nicole…remember i want to be her??? and ewww about paris…hate fuck?? do people do that…
I’ll have to wait a few months to see, but I do dig pregnant chicks.
Hmmm, plus I’d feel a little guilty killing her unborn child.
Although I may be doing the kid a favor.
I’m gonna’ stick with my first choices.
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