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By: F*ck, Marry, Kill - Lois Griffin, Marge Simpson and Leela : BigPlansBigCrash

F*ck, Marry, Kill - Lois Griffin, Marge Simpson and Leela : BigPlansBigCrash — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:16:21 +0000

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By: jim

jim — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:58:52 +0000

F - Nicole Richie, no worries

K - Paris Hilton, dumb b*tch has it comin

M - Lindsay Lohan, i reckon she#s DIRRTY

By: The J

The J — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:42:11 +0000

I’ll have to wait a few months to see, but I do dig pregnant chicks.
Hmmm, plus I’d feel a little guilty killing her unborn child.
Although I may be doing the kid a favor.

I’m gonna’ stick with my first choices.

By: l dawg

l dawg — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:22:13 +0000

ryan dont you say that about nicole…remember i want to be her??? and ewww about paris…hate fuck?? do people do that…

By: kerv

kerv — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 13:21:40 +0000

F - Lohan (a bigger slut, take my chances she is better in bed)
M - Hilton (her money is going nowhere, plus I could hate fuck her the rest of my life)
K - Richie (she was better fat, and now I have to kill her)

By: sly

sly — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:34:19 +0000

Socialite Nicole Richie is more than 12 weeks pregnant with the child of her rocker boyfriend Joel Madden, according to the latest U.S. reports. The Simple Life star found out she is expecting the Good Charlotte frontman’s child after taking a home pregnancy test, multiple sources tell American magazine Us Weekly. One insider tells the publication, “She is extremely excited right now.” Richie has so far refused to confirm or deny a series of recent pregnancy reports, prompted by pictures of the skinny star with a bloated belly. One theory for the 25-year-old’s silence on the subject is she wanted to wait until she passed the “safe” 12-weeks-pregnant mark.
-imdb.com

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:17:39 +0000

haha really?

By: sly

sly — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 15:02:27 +0000

anybody hear Richie is 12 weeks pregnant? Over/under on the baby’s weight. The line is 4.5lbs.

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:53:31 +0000

You’ll get STDs all over the place if you bone hilton…but I feel ya on the Ritchie sharp metal objects theory…

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:52:35 +0000

Replies Fixed, Whew

By: bc3alumni

bc3alumni — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:26:25 +0000

i go with the j

By: The J

The J — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:42:30 +0000

This was easy, only because of the “lesser of…” clauses.

F - Paris Hilton (Why not, with protection of course)

M - Lindsay Lohan (how long could she possibly live)

K - Nicole Richie (Too scary, could be sharp inside)

By: Patrick D.

Patrick D. — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 16:46:24 +0000

This is a tough. Obviously, kill them all is the best option. But the game is the game.

F - Lindsay Lohan

M - Paris Hilton. I know, it’s a stunner, but I maybe jail changed her.

K - Nicole Richie…I cannot stand her.