Ahhh the Golden Girls. A timeless classic for all middle aged women alike. This may prove to be the hardest FMK of all time as I wouldn’t want to crack open any of these women. I guess if I absolutely HAD TO, it would play out like this:
Kill - Tall, Deep Voice, somewhat of a bitch…the choice is easy. Dorothy gets the AX!
Marry - A very sweet and innocent lady. Rose seems to be the most fit for marriage. I could see her staying home during the day, taking care of the house and such. Plus, I’m pretty sure I could swing a mistress and not get caught. Count it.
F*ck - Blanche seems to be the most experimental and promiscuous of the girls. Check out this condom scene below. You KNOW she can work it all night long.
Oh the sticky situations those girls got into!
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first of all, who the f*** is Maude? i watched Golden Girls on Lifetime for most of my teenage years, and am appalled at your mistake. your license to blog should be revoked.
1. i would marry rose. she’s wonderfully stupid and always had the nicest things to say. she also has a stunning autobiography that laid untouched on G.C.’s table for years…ahh Betty White.
2. i would fuck Blanche. she’s a wild one.
3. i would obviously kill dorothy. her mannish ways border on tranny.
what about sophia? she had to be the funniest/cutest of them all. LKF: Sophia (Estelle Getty) was younger than Dorothy (Bea Arthur), who played her daughter on the show.
not that this has anything to do with FMK, but some of the biggest Golden Girls fans I know are 20-something gay guys.
Dan - maybe you could keep Sophia as your mistress, she’s seems pretty fiesty.