Ahhh the Golden Girls. A timeless classic for all middle aged women alike. This may prove to be the hardest FMK of all time as I wouldn’t want to crack open any of these women. I guess if I absolutely HAD TO, it would play out like this:
Kill - Tall, Deep Voice, somewhat of a bitch…the choice is easy. Dorothy gets the AX!
Marry - A very sweet and innocent lady. Rose seems to be the most fit for marriage. I could see her staying home during the day, taking care of the house and such. Plus, I’m pretty sure I could swing a mistress and not get caught. Count it.
F*ck - Blanche seems to be the most experimental and promiscuous of the girls. Check out this condom scene below. You KNOW she can work it all night long.
Oh the sticky situations those girls got into!
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