Written by Dan - Tagged with WTF!, Rants, Random, Movies - 3 Comments

Ugh. Everyday I wake up and my inbox is full of spam. I just started getting bombarded a few days ago and I know I didn’t submit my email address out to any websites, so I dunno how advertisers got ahold of it. More importantly, how do they know I need help with my sexual performance. God damn Lenard somehow knows I could use some Soft Cialis to “extend my night”. Only a few girls should really know that, not these advertisers. Take a look below to see the freaking emails I get from the time I go to sleep to when I wake up….UGH!

Sex drive spam

Anyway, I watched Sahara last night. Chalk up another horrible movie. I’m amazed they even put these craptastic things into production. Freaking Hollywood, stop wasting my time. Tonight i’ll check out “Crash”. I’ve heard good things so we’ll see.

Less than a month until the new Harry Potter movie comes out.

Fuckin-A man, I can’t wait.

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Comment by Douglas on October 20, 2005

I surprisingly get very few of those nowadays. But ya know what I get?? All these lame scholarship offers and job offers. Like today I got 4 identical emails thats said something like “We saw your resume on monster.com” and it was from the Naval Reserve…I think I’d rather join the coast guard than the fucking naval reserve. Pansy ass part time sailors.

 
Comment by Krista on October 21, 2005

have you seen any of the promos for harry potter yet?? I’m at the movies, like 2 or 3 times a week and EVERY time I see the trailer I’m like eternally mesmorized by it. I can’t wait either. I’m gonna try and get tickets to the pre-viewing…eeee!!!

 
Comment by little pirate rachel wannabee on November 29, 2005

i have 57 spams in my gmail at the moment.

 
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