It was suggested that I do a weekly F*ck, Marry, Kill on BpBc for debate. For those of you who aren’t familiar with “FMK”, it basically works like this: You are given three choices. You must decide which you would “F*ck”, which you would “Marry”, and which you would “Kill”. You should also justify each of your choices.
A lot of these are going to be “female oriented”, since I am a guy. I will try not to forget about our female readers and will do some alternate “F, M, K” from time to time.
That’s it really, so without further ado, here is this weeks “FMK”.
Who would you F*ck, Marry, and Kill?
- Oprah
- Rosie O’donnell (think of that nip/tuck episode…woof)
- Barbra Streisand
I know these are hard choices, but do your best.
I would probably “F*ck” Barbra Streisand since she seemed to know all the moves in Meet The Fockers. I would “Marry” Oprah for all of her money and power. I would “Kill” Rosie cause I hate that b*tch. I would also take out the other cast members of The View, with the exception of Hasselbeck’s wife. She’s fine.
What about you? Leave ‘em in the comments.
Check Out:
• F*ck, Marry, Kill - Kelly Kapowski, Jessie Spano, or Lisa Turtle• F*ck, Marry, Kill - Spice Girls
• F*ck Marry Kill - Mean Girls
WELL, WE ALL KNOW WHERE SLY WOULD GO WITH THIS ONE, HE’D FUCK ROSIE OF COURSE BECAUSE OF HIS FETISH WITH ANIMALS, GO GET HER SLY, RAIL THAT PIG……I’LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT MY CHOICES AND GET BACK TO YA
come on girl f*ck me i now you wont to.Hell yeah!!!