A certain You Know Who sent me an email today with some breaking news about everyone’s favorite office hottie, Jenna Fischer.
It seems that much like my younger brother she does not know her alcoholic limit. Apparently she left a club called Buddakan (probably shwasted) and fell down some steps. She suffered fractures in her back, but will be OK for filming of the next season of The Office. Thank God.
Jenna: This fan wishes that you get well soon…
…and then do a nude scene for some indie film.
My predictions for tonight’s finale: Jim and Michael compete for the coporate position. Well, only Michael will be really competing. Karen will slip in and get the position because she is a female - affirmative action, etc. The moment Karen tells Jim she is moving to New York, he will rotate on his left heel to Pam who is standing behind him with her fingers crossed, eyes closed and he will immediately start to make out with her. Cut to commercial.
I live a sad TV life.
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