A certain You Know Who sent me an email today with some breaking news about everyone’s favorite office hottie, Jenna Fischer.
It seems that much like my younger brother she does not know her alcoholic limit. Apparently she left a club called Buddakan (probably shwasted) and fell down some steps. She suffered fractures in her back, but will be OK for filming of the next season of The Office. Thank God.
Jenna: This fan wishes that you get well soon…
…and then do a nude scene for some indie film.
My predictions for tonight’s finale: Jim and Michael compete for the coporate position. Well, only Michael will be really competing. Karen will slip in and get the position because she is a female - affirmative action, etc. The moment Karen tells Jim she is moving to New York, he will rotate on his left heel to Pam who is standing behind him with her fingers crossed, eyes closed and he will immediately start to make out with her. Cut to commercial.
I live a sad TV life.
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She’s going to need a lot of in home care, and I will offer my services.
Diddy on such a sad day, your “san dimas high school football rules!” in the email-alert gave me a good laugh. Thank you. Now back to praying.
Get better soon Pam!
Poor Jenna. I’d love to give her sponge baths while she’s in traction.
anyway, as for the finale, I want to agree with you diddy, but its the office, how often do things go the way we expect? Michael won’t get the job, thats for sure, but I’m not so sure about karen, there’s gonna be a monkey wrench somewhere.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, I was reading a piece on Jenna Fisher and she said that she did one nude photoshoot and that would be her one and only, never again will she bear all… sorry.
meg, what do you mean? that’s great news. that means somewhere in america nude photos exist, and bigplansbigcrash’ well paid staff will track them down for us in a timely fashion of that i’m sure.
oh happy days!