So in case you weren’t aware, tomorrow is Global Orgasm Day. Apparently there is a movement for everyone to orgasm at some point tomorrow, which in turn will affect the planet’s energy or some hippy bullshit like that. I know it sounds ridiculous, but anything that helps me get laid is OK in my book.
Some more info:
WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone you know.
WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.
WHEN?
Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd, at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.
WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!
Global Orgasm Site for more. Who wants to help a good cause with me?
Check Out:
• Woman Has 200 Orgasms A Day - Might Be A Superhero• So sick so sick of being tired
• Happy Thanksgiving
just tell me what time to come over