Well today was day 1 with D******. Not too bad, pretty slow since it was just orientation. I don’t want to talk much about it because after reading this article, I get worried about losing my job. So yeaaa moving off that subject.
Well maybe back on for a second…Unfortunately, there were no hot - or even cute - girls at orientation. Of course, I can’t expect much given the line of work I am in. We’ll see what kinda hole (you like that kerv?) shows up at orientation. Ok, now moving on.
Wednesday is another soccer game and I think we still need a female player so if you are in the area and want to play…hit me up SOOOOONNNN (that’s soon, not son), even if you suck…unless you reallly suck, then forget about I even mentioned it.
I started reading the latest Harry Potter book: The Order of the Phoenix; mainly because the new book comes out this saturday (OMFG!!@!#$!!#$). I am soooooooo waiting in line Friday night in my wizard gear to get that book with all the cool 8 year olds. Well, not really…my lameness has a limit…but I will be going down to my shore house Saturday where I will make sweet sweet love to the book all day on the beach. Then on Sunday, it’s off to Orlando for two weeks for some more training. Anyone gonna be in the area then? I know it’s kinda random, but I figure that since 1230204234205 people read this crap daily that someone will be down there. Get at me.
That is all for now. It’s 10:00 and I am effin’ tired. Sad.
Night.
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