I remember my 18th birthday like it was yesterday. The old man took me out to buy a shit load of scratch-n-win lottery tickets and then to the local titty bar to squander our winnings on some of Philadelphia’s finest. We ended up with a 20 dollar winner, but put it between some girls boobs for a tip instead of duping her with a losing ticket as we had planned. Ahh, Good ‘ole father and son shenanigans. Those were the days.
Well today is another 18th birthday bonanza, almost as monumental as my own. My girl Hayden Panettiere (however you say it…doesn’t really matter) is finally 18 - not that I’ve had a 3 month countdown on my wall or anything.
I can now safely check out her pictures and not have to worry about that sexual predator TV show host bursting into my room while my pants are down (kidding).
Is the fact that she was only 17 when these pictures were taken make it wrong to look at? Even though she is 18 now? I don’t know, I’m not a doctor. I tend to walk the line on those “grey areas” and can never tell.
Next Step, Playboy? =)
A Hayden collection for your legal enjoyment:
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• Hayden Panettiere Dishes With Cosmo• Hayden Panettiere FHM UK Shots
• Good Stuff From Around The Web
Don’t you feel a little bit bad when do “that” to Hayden. I know her as the little girl in Remember the Titans pops into your head sometimes. Perv.
I don’t do “that”, that much. And when I do, it’s to female camels. Something about those things really rev my engine
…too much?
female camels? more like patrick swayze. of all the things you could’ve written about, again you resort to sex. you make me sick. no kidding. but every time i see her, i too think of remember the titans. she was an angry little thing in that.
i hear she likes to sunbathe naked, keep your fingers crossed beans
Mmmmm camels.
I dont worry about the moral wrongs of fantasizing about her. Then again, She is only a few months older than me…
Im not to worried about fantasizing about her. Then again, she is just a few months older than me.