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So I get an IM from a college buddy the other night. We caught up for a bit and he drops a bomb on me that he is banging a chick he met on Adult Friend Finder. I didn’t believe him at first, but then he convinced me.

Here is our conversation:

JimmyCornerstone: yo beans
ExcapeFromReason: yo jimmy
JimmyCornerstone: im bangin a 42 yerar old i met
online this wekend
ExcapeFromReason: no yuo arent
ExcapeFromReason: send me a pic
JimmyCornerstone: dude i am
ExcapeFromReason: hahaha no fucking way
ExcapeFromReason: myspace?
JimmyCornerstone: adult freinf finder baby
JimmyCornerstone:
**IMAGE REMOVED**
ExcapeFromReason: no way
ExcapeFromReason: you meet her yet?
JimmyCornerstone: way
JimmyCornerstone: no tomorrow
ExcapeFromReason: how do you know youll get to
bang her?
JimmyCornerstone: motel and wine
JimmyCornerstone: cmon beans
JimmyCornerstone: its a swingers site
ExcapeFromReason: haha
JimmyCornerstone: im a sexy swinger!!
ExcapeFromReason: whats your picture?
ExcapeFromReason: you wang?
ExcapeFromReason: *your
ExcapeFromReason: how much did you pay for that
site?
JimmyCornerstone: 20 bucks a month
ExcapeFromReason: its already paying off!
ExcapeFromReason: are you seriously going to hang
out in a motel with wine?
JimmyCornerstone: um..yeah

I called him a week or two later and he had hooked up with 2 other girls since then. I guess that site does work? I didn’t think it was that easy to get laid. You can check out adult friend finder here. If it works out for you, let me know. I’d like to hear your success story!

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