I was at the gym the other night and a weird thing happened to me. For a brief hour, I knew what it felt like to be a smoking hot chick. I know that sounds strange, but it’s true. Here is how it all went down…
I get to the gym, do my normal workout and end it with a run on the tredmill. Normally I just run outside, but it’s too damn cold out for that in the winter. So about 25 minutes into my run a steady stream of sweat starts through my shirt and my breaths become gasps. The gym is packed by this point leaving only two tredmills open and they happen to be on each side of me.
So as I am stomping along on the tredmill, staring creepily at all the females’ asses in front of me doing that EFX thing, these two blonde bombshells stroll in like their shit don’t stink. Of course I stare at them as all of the other heterosexual men did. They walk into the locker room where I can only assume they made out for a few minutes before their workout because that’s what girls do in there, right?
So anyway, they comeout in their spandex black pants and white sports bras and walk up to the two tredmills at my sides and hop on. So there I am trying to contain my sweat and control my breathing while turning the speed up in order to show the two ladies how fast I can go. Chicks like guys that can run fast - it’s a direct representation of how they perform in bed so I was out to prove a point.
Back to my story. I am clearly disgusting, chugging along when I notice that every 5 seconds some dude is looking at me. My immediate thoughts were, “Is my fly down? No, I have mesh shorts on. Do I have a boner? No, flaccid as a water balloon. So why the hell are all these dudes staring at me?”
Then it clicks.
They are checking out the hotties to my side, not me. So then I start to notice more and more how many guys are looking at these two as their workout. There seriously must have been 50 “check outs” in 10 minutes - Something I don’t usually experience.
It made me wonder if these girls go through their entire day dealing with that crap? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I would love to have every girl turn their head when I walk by, but at some point it would get annoying. I guess that’s what it felt like being drop dead sexy for a few minutes.
I wonder if I am that bad at checking out girls. My new goal, as a result of this event, is to not stare at hot girls. I know for a fact it feeds their ego and they deserve to be knocked down a notch.
God damn attractive people.
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“Chicks like guys that can run fast - it’s a direct representation of how they perform in bed so I was out to prove a point.”
1 and done diddy?
No it means you have stamina and can go for a while…duhhhh
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