This post is long overdue. I have yet to write anything about Jessica Simpson on BpBc and I probably should have since she is at the top of my “Girls I want to bone, but most likely never will” list (right next to Carlene C. and Mrs. Immordino).
Apparently, there are rumors floating around that she has a sex tape done up, but it isn’t out yet. I am pretty sure this is only a rumor and there is little truth to it.
A more likely scenario is that I am just making it up in order to drum up a saucy story where I claim she goes reverse cowgirl for 30 min straight. That would be hot.
Fortunately, I’m actually not making it up. I read it over at eCanadaNow. I have no idea how credible this site is so take it with a grain of salt.
Anyway, if I hear anything further about this alleged sex tape, I will share with you all. Until then, keep your fingers crossed. First Britney’s sex tape and now Jessica’s? Sex tapes rule!
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As long as she doesnt talk at it all it will be a million seller
i would do anything for that tape!! i’d hack off my arm, well maybe not my arm, cause i need it to pound the pud, but how bout a foot, i’ll take off a foot. so you finally took my advice and did one on jessica, my godess, the hotest girl in the world….finally
hey girl add my adress and good times :D:D:D