My buddy Donny sent me this the other day and it gave me a decent laugh. Not a big laugh, but a decent one. Anyway, check out this list of math geek pickup lines: http://home.uchicago.edu/~jswaters/math.html
My personal favs that I will be testing on my next night out are:
I would really like to bisect your angle.
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
Your face has perfect reflective symmetry.
Nice calculator. Wanna iterate?
I mean jesus. How can I NOT get laid using these bad boys. Stay tuned for results
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Is this how Bruce landed Mary?
ZING!
k i posted a lil love
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oh shit! shabooty? rolling big on bpbc.
oh shit! shabooty? rolling big on bpbc.
i may not be fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock!!