I’m sure many of you have seen this floating around the Internets. Here is a clip of Miss South Carolina from the 2007 Miss Teen USA Pageant. She manages to ramble off 45 seconds of pure incoherent mumbo jumbo. Thank God she has her good looks and killer rack to fall back on.
Justin, over at dontlinkthis posted some screenshots from the pageant in case you missed it.
I’ll tell you what, they are really lowering the bar for these events. It used to be only HOT women were allowed to compete, now they seem to be taking anyone. These girls do not impress.
::sarcasm::
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oh dear god, maybe a simple answer like, we have weak school systems woulda made some sort of sense, but what do i know, for i AM bc3alumni. that was mario lopez right? looks like he was holding off a laugh
I’m impressed with Slater in that situation. You could see the smirk on his face and you know he was trying really hard not to laugh. Good for him.
wonder if Pimptile is partially involved in her answer
HAHAHAHA…oh my…that was painful. I’m glad that she specified “US Americans” in the beginning, or none of it would have made any sense…wait a second…
“No time…There’s never anytime. I don’t have time to wash my hair….I’ll never get into stanford!….
…I’m so excited….I’m so excited…..I’m soo…I’m soo scared!”
Immediately after that response, Mr. Belding should have come out and hit her in the face with a bag of hot nickels. There is no hope for her at this point, it’s a matter of months before she is freebasing coke and filming Bang Bus vignettes.