My Brother May Be A Sloppy Drunk, But We Still Love Him

For anyone that knows my brother, they know that he can often be a sloppy drunk. This exchange between us the other day is a perfect example:

(I am ExcapeFromReason and my brother is ShugosoBYOB)

shugosoBYOB: SOOOOO i got super wasted, and decided i needed to leave this girl’s place i was at (some gal i was hooking up with). So at 4 or 5 am, i run errr trot home naked. buck ass naked with only a hand towel to cover up. I stubbed my toe on the way, it was bleeeding like crazy
ExcapeFromReason: ass naked?
shugosoBYOB: yea.
ExcapeFromReason: you left your shit there?
ExcapeFromReason: hahaha how far?
shugosoBYOB: yea
shugosoBYOB: 20 minute walk
ExcapeFromReason: HAHAHAHA
shugosoBYOB: so….12 minute trot
ExcapeFromReason: anyone see you?
shugosoBYOB: my toe was bleeding everywhere
shugosoBYOB: i dunno man, i was so fucked up
shugosoBYOB: probably.
ExcapeFromReason: aw man
ExcapeFromReason: howd you remember all this?
ExcapeFromReason: thats insane
shugosoBYOB: i dunno man, i remember running home thats all
shugosoBYOB: i think i like peeed on the floor in the bathroom or something
shugosoBYOB: and decided it was too embarrasssing to hang around for
shugosoBYOB: and like ed and all these people were calling the police
shugosoBYOB: cuz they only knew i was naked and they couldnt find me
shugosoBYOB: so eventually jared let me in their place and i slept there
ExcapeFromReason: hilarious

Auto response from shugosoBYOB: i drink way too much.

ExcapeFromReason: they called the police?
shugosoBYOB: i didnt
ExcapeFromReason: and you peed all over this girls floor?
shugosoBYOB: ed did
ExcapeFromReason: so now you have to go back and get your shit still at the house where you peed on her floor?
ExcapeFromReason: wow
shugosoBYOB: nah they brought my shit back?
shugosoBYOB: apparently
ExcapeFromReason: haha wow
ExcapeFromReason: you hungover?
shugosoBYOB: yea i g.g
shugosoBYOB: haha yeaa
ExcapeFromReason: Later

So apparently he pee’d on some girls floor and decided he didn’t want to be around for the aftermath so he trotted home at 5am naked, only to find himself locked out. Makes me excited for boozing this summer =).

I did a post some time ago about some drunken voicemails he left me. You can listen to them here:

Tim’s Voicemail 1
Tim’s Voicemail 2
Tim’s Voicemail 3
Tim’s Voicemail 4
Tim’s Voicemail 5
Tim’s Voicemail 6

And for good measure, i’ll throw in a gem Donny left.

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2 Comments»

Comment by bc3 alumni on December 11, 2006

haha, that is a classic from donny, “whatever, i’ll take whatever, i have no standards, my standards are worse than shugs” that’s hilarious

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Comment by britt on December 12, 2006

i think Tim Engler can somewhat be compared to New York City. Everything and Anything can happen there. And when it does, it makes perfect sense.

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