My Tentative Christmas List ‘06 - Part 1

I am sure I will have to revisit this list as Christmas approaches, but at this very moment, here’s Part 1 of what I want for Christmas. Make it happen guys.

My Tentative Xmas List 2006:

• The Phillies to make the playoffs this year
  I have been asking for this one every year since 2000. Santa has yet to come through. Maybe this year will be different, but I won’t hold my breath.
• A date with Evangeline Lilly
  We could go to some big movie awards thing where I get my picture taken on the red carpet with her and become instantly famous. The date would also have to end with us sleeping together. Then she tells her friends and talk show hosts how amazing it was. Sigh.
• BigPlansBigCrash to blow up so that I can do it full time
  I doubt this one will happen, but I would love to just work on a few of my sites full time and be able to support myself. If you think you can help me out at all (ideas, links, anything), it would make a bomb ass Christmas present.
• A new snowboard
  My current board (Ride) is a good starter board, but I think I am going to grow out of it this season. Plus it is starting to get real knicked (sp?) up from the shitty PA mountains I ride.
• Normal underwear from Grandmom
  I think it is an unwritten rule that all grandmom’s must get their grandchildren a certain amount of underwear each Xmas. I’ve come to accept that I am going to get more underwear from my own grandmom than I need. She buys some of the most ridiculous stuff I have seen. I’m talking speedos, multi-colored tightey whiteys, and once a thong. No Lie.

  I am pretty sure if she see’s a pair on sale, she buys it for me because “Hey, it’s a good deal”. My family’s motto. This year I hope to get only a few pair of boxers from her. No more, no less.

Like I said, this is part 1 of a 2-part list. Check back for the second part.

Oh and I still have the thong so if you want to see my prancing around in it, stop by my house Friday at 9pm. Dance partaaay!

Kidding Obv. What do you all want for Xmas? Leave your lists in the comments

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