I get these MySpace friend requests all of the time from girls who are way outta my league. They are usually models or porn stars and they are gorgeous. Clearly, these aren’t real people. 99% of the time it is some kid who is trying to bait you into thinking that this “MySpace goddess” is really into you. Yea, OK.
Then you check out her page and find nothing there. BUT WAIT! She has a webcam link! OMFG! You can go watch her strip and probably do her. You continue through some confusing sign up pages where you aren’t sure if you just paid for something, but it doesn’t matter because you are about to basically get laid my friend. Life is good. Then it hits you that you have been duped yet again and now have to go through a lengthy cancellation process. But not before you rub one out. You gotta make it somewhat worth it.
And just like that, the kid with the fake account has just made 20 bucks or something on your new account. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great way to make money on the affiliate side and I give credit to the kid for converting the poor guy into a lead. I dabble in the same thing and make some nice side cash.
What kills me are the morons that fall for it. I would like to think that if a person is smart enough to set up a MySpace account, they are also smart enough to realize that models and porn stars don’t really want to be your friend. Or when you are putting your credit card information into the sign up page that you are entering into a world of hurt.
That being said, I when I get friend requests like that, I’ll still check out their page to see if they tried something new and different (so I could steal it and try to make a buck). Which brings me to tonight. I got a friend request from “Sexy Suzie”. There was nothing new on her page - just a link to her webcam site. **SUPRISE**
What kills me is that this MySpace Moron leaves the following comment:
HEY SEXXII….CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE…..SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH….HAVE A LITTLE CONVO…..POUR SOME GREY GOOSE….AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM……LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED…..AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ……LIGHT A FEW CANDLES…..TAKE OFF UR CLOTHES THAN I’LL…….WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC…..THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED……GET UNDER THE COVER…..AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE….I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH….AND WORK MY WAY DOWN…..AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START….. ……………
Is he serious? Unbelievable. Poor guy has no clue that he is talking to a fake account. More importantly, he thinks sexy is spelled “sexxii”. I bet he went to her webcam site and entered into a year long subscription plan at $10 a month or something.
I am quickly losing faith in people’s ability to think.
/part #Rant
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you should see some of the emails i get from idiots on myspace they always say hawt and gawd and boo
yo ashby, why you gotta tell everyone about the myspace emails i send you? gawd, boo!
that’s hawt.