I’ve been intrigued by those “Nike Plus / Resolution” commercials. I would love to see Lebron be a ball boy for some tennis chick. So I decided to investigate further and see if this Nike Plus campaign was legit. I browsed through their over-flashy site and decided that the whole ordeal is just a big ‘ol waste of money.
Sure it’s nice being able to track you’re workouts, but I do that now. It’s called a pencil and paper. They are simply pushing iPod Nanos, overpriced shoes, and Nike shirts (probably made by little mexican kids for chicken feed as payment) on people. It’s a big marketing stunt. Don’t waste your money. Go buy a pencil, paper, and pedometer. It will cost you $40 bucks total instead of the $400-$500 you will spend to join Nike Plus.
Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s great that people will be motivated to run. I just think that the cost to participate isn’t justified. I have been running for the past 2 years and haven’t had a problem. I have also saved hundreds of dollars, which I then used to buy more important things like porn. JUST KIDDING!…I don’t pay for that shit.
No but seriously, I am starting a “BpBc Plus Campaign” in protest. If anyone wants to challenge me or any other BpBc readers to a New Years resolution, then let’s do it. It will have to be on the honor system though and not through any other site.
We can do it doctors-note-in-middle-school style where your mom signs your mileage report to verify it’s legitimacy. Let’s be honest, A mom’s signature justifies any letter, even death threats.
So howsaboutit? Who’s In?
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