Written by Dan - Tagged with Hayden Panettiere, Pictures, Celebrity - No Comments

Some fun pictures of one of my many celebrity obsessions, Hayden Panettiere.

She dishes out sex tips AND does a quiz?!?!?! LOL OMGGGGGG like she is totally my FAV now.

Pic 2 looks damn sexy (sorry for the giant size).

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Vagina, Pictures, Women - 1 Comment

I stumbled across this site a few minutes ago and I am totally intrigued and grossed out at the same time. Basically, they post pictures of naturally occurring objects that resemble a weiner warmer.

From their “About Section”:

“Vaginas aren’t just in gynecologists’ offices and in between legs. They’re everywhere. In trees. In the ocean. In the clouds. In the bushes. Vaginas In Nature is on the hunt with cell phone cameras, x-ray goggles, and forestry surveying equipment. And we invite you to send in snaps of any naughty lady parts you find hiding in your surroundings, too.”

I’m not sure how I feel about this just yet. What do you think?

Here are some pictures I stole from them ( but totally give them credit! )

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Would You Rather? - 7 Comments

This Would You Rather hails from the mind of the demented Big Cat.

Would You Rather

1. Lick the floor of a men’s room floor. Not just the floor, but the floor inside the stall. And after a long day of usage. You would also have to swallow and you would NOT be allowed to rinse it down…

- or -

2. Drink a glass of someones used bath water.

This one was somewhat difficult. I think I would lean towards licking the floor. Maybe I would luck out and it would be relatively clean. The bath water would be pretty gross and I’m pretty sure I would puke it all up.

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Soccer, Videos - 1 Comment

Sorry about all the videos today. Shit’s been 8 muffins awnry at the pretzel factory and I’m pretty much elbow deep in dough. It’s a bitch getting back here to update. Anyway, Ronaldinho does on a regular basis what I could never do in my wildest dreams. Unreal.


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For you homos who worship fantasy football, what you just witnessed was the equivalent to a 400 yard / 5 Td game from your running back, respectively.

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Videos, YouTube, WTF! - No Comments

For the most part, I’m not a big fan like old people. However, there are times like this that I feel they can still serve a purpose, which is mainly to make me laugh. I don’t know what Larry is doing, but it’s both hilarious and painful to watch.

Source: Preston and Steve

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Lists, Pictures, Nickelodeon - 5 Comments

Ahh the 90’s. What a great time to be a teenager. It was a period in my life where great change occurred. I went from “eww girls are gross” to “I wonder what she looks like naked”. These hormonal urgencies were fueled further courtesy of a certain TV station, Nickelodeon. I have decided to throw together an homage to the Nickelodeon hotties that got me through those awkward years of random bonerage and female exploration.

  • Mo From GutsMoe From GUTS - Sexy accent? Check. On a great show? Check. Banging Mike O’Malley during the commercial breaks? Check. I’m pretty sure Moe was the whole package.
  • Rachel Blanchard - Are You Afraid Of The DarkAYAOTD Blonde Girl - aka Rachel Blanchard. For some reason whenever I think of the Are You Afraid Of The Dark “storytellers”, this girl comes to mind. I had no idea what her name was, so I google’d “AYAOTD Blonde Girl” and found some interesting stuff. Apparently it’s the same girl that played Cher on the TV series Clueless. Talk about blossoming. I knew she was going to be hot, even at a young age. It’s all about the long term investments.
  • Annie Mack - Meredith BishopAnnie Mack - Apparently she has a real name of Meredith Bishop and is in some other stuff, but to me she will always be older sister Annie. Smart, Logical and SEXY!
  • Jewel Staite - Space CasesJewel Staite - from the short lived series Space Cases. She always intrigued me (aka gave me a boner) as a kid. It must have been the hair…Check out the goods now. Dayummm.
  • Melody - Hey DudeMelody From Hey Dude - Melody was a little before my time. I think I was still in the “girls have cooties” phase…oh wait, I might still be in that phase…Anyway, she was hot then and she is even more bangable now (She plays “Kate” in Dodgeball). Friggin’ Ben Stiller gets to hit that every night, that lucky SOB.
  • Patty Mayonnaise - DougPatty Mayonnaise - Probably one of the sexiest cartoon babes that wasn’t a Disney character. God it feels creepy typing that sentence. She was the yin to Doug’s yang and I hated him for it. Blonde hair, killer tan, incredible fashion sense…what guy could resist her????
  • Melissa Joan HartMelissa Joan Hart - Look at that picture? What teenage male wouldn’t be digging on Clarissa? Look at those hips. Her biggest downfall was that she seemed to be high maintenance…I mean making Sam use a ladder to get up there? Poor guy.
  • Summer Sanders - Figure It OutSummer Sanders - Oh Summer, how I loved thee. You played with little kids who stupid talents like making fart noises with their armpits. But that stupid show didn’t stop me from developing an unhealthy obsession of one day possibly seeing you naked. I’m still waiting for photos to surface
  • Amanda Bynes - All ThatAmanda Bynes - I’ll admit. As a kid, Amanda Bynes was not only mediocre in appearance, but she was annoying as all hell. That skit “Ask Amanda” made me want to blow my brains out. Then the boobs popped out and little Amanda became the guilty pleasure of many men (who couldn’t talk about it until she turned 18… I meannnnnnn…). Plus she really is a very talented actress…She’s The Man, anyone?
  • Alex MackLarissa Oleynik - Alex Mack was the “It” girl of the early SNICK years. She was the total package: An arsenal of super powers, a nice rack and a certain disregard for authority. It’s a shame she fell off the face of the Earth after that one movie she did. Maybe she turned to porn? Wishful thinking I suppose…

So there you have it. 10 Nickelodeon hotties from the 90’s ranked and explained. I am sure some of you may disagree with the choices so please share your thoughts in the comments. Maybe there will be enough for a Part 2…

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Would You Rather? - No Comments

5 O'Clock Shadow Lady Nose Hair Lady
OoOoOoOo It’s time for another Would You Rather Wednesday. This one comes from BpBc fanatic Big Kat and it goes a little something like this:

Would you rather date a girl who has:

1. A noticeable 5:00 Shadow on her face and can’t get it off.

- or -

2. Uncontrollable nose hair. It hangs below the nostril and cannot be trimmed. A big bushel full.

For the female readers, instead of dating the girl - Which girl would you rather be?

I’d personally take the nose hair. Even though it would gross me out, it wouldn’t look so bad from a distance (like in pictures).

Side note: I couldn’t find a pic of a chick with a shadow, so I found one with a mustache instead.

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