10 Reasons Why I Hate Hipster Bars

This past weekend I had the privilege to spend my Saturday night at some hipster bar in Philly. It was a good time overall, but it made me realize why I’ll take the local hole in the wall over a popular place any day. Here are 10 reasons why:

(in no particular order)

10. Overpriced Drinks - Nothing like paying $5+ for a miller lite.
9. The no hat rule - I personally look good in a hat (ok not really). If the hat is worn straight and is in good shape, I think it should be allowed.
8. Covers - I don’t mind paying a cover so long as there is a drink special or a shitty band playing. Paying a cover just to get in is lame.
7. Inability to get a drink - Nothing is worse than waiting FOREVER to get a drink. Especially when you watch people at the other end of the bar walk up and get served right away.
6. Douchebags - This is probably the worst one. Apparently, it’s cool now to wear a slightly unbuttoned dress shirt with your bare chest exposed. Couple that with some slick Italian looking hair and a popped collar and you have yourself a bonified douchebag. And somehow, they seem to always get the girls…
5. Dancing - I don’t mind people dancing. Personally, it’s not for me unless I am in the right company. They should really designate a place for people to get down so I can stand on the edge and creepily stare at the girl on girl dancing =)
4. No Room - Being sandwiched between two strangers blows, especially when it’s two dudes.
3. Line to get in - A lot of places make you wait in a line to get in. Once inside you find that the place isn’t that packed and they just do it to look “exclusive”. Retarded.
2. Loud Music - Most people go to bars to socialize, I assume. It’s pretty tough when you can’t hear the person 1 foot away from you.
1. VIP areas - I guess they make people feel cool. I don’t get it.

Then again, there is usually more vagina than the local joint.

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Birthday Weekend Recap

So this past weekend saw the passing of yet another birthday. There was a lot going on so I wasn’t able to update as much as I would haved liked. While I try to keep personal shit off of BpBc, I figure a quick birthday weekend recap wouldn’t hurt:

Friday - Snowstorm hit, something like 5 inches. I crash my car into the guard rail due the roads not being plowed. No MAJOR damage was done. I get stuck on a hill going to work and am forced to park on the side of the road and walk the rest of the way. A few friends came over Friday night for some beers. At about 1:00am I hear my cat meowing like whoa so I wake up to see wtf is going on. I suddenly smell cat shit and start to look for it. Of course, it’s all over my bed comforter. Unreal.

Saturday - Went snowboarding up in the Poconos. Actually did some park and impressed myself with all the new stuff I tried. Sat night we went down the city to some bar. It was one of those sloppy drunk kinda nights where I wake up the next morning with a pounding headache, wondering why I only have a crumpled up 5 dollar bill left in my pocket.

Sunday - Spent the morning recovering from a hangover. Had a soccer game in the PM.

So it was a somewhat busy weekend. We should be back to regular nonsense on BpBc.

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Hilarious Drunk Prank

Been floating around the net for a while. Freaking hilarious prank, although I’m still not convinced its real…I mean wouldn’t YOU wake up from all that? I know I would…

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Would You Rather - Cow Blood vs Raw Sewage vs Cat Piss

This week’s Would You Rather is one of our grosser scenarios. Let’s say for X amount of dollars you had to sit neck deep (head never goes under) in a pool.

Would You Rather the pool be full of

1. Cow Blood
2. Raw Sewage
3. Cat Piss

Some notables: You won’t get sick or catch and disease from any of the options. You don’t have to swim in it, just be neck deep.

I think I would go with the Cow Blood as it would smell the least horrific. Not that I have ever smelled cow blood, but that’s just my guess. I suppose the real question is how much would it take to get me to do it… I’d go cow blood for a grand. Kid’s got bills to pay!

What say you?

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Lindsay Lohan’s Boobies Make Me Smile

Lindsay Lohan’s boobies are officially all over the Internet. If you haven’t seen them in all their greatness, I have posted the pics below from some NY magazine. Her rack is definitely in my top 10 list of celebrity racks, maybe even top 5 (although, I still don’t think she looks as good as her Cady Herring days).

Enjoy and bookmark.

The Marilyn Monroe thing doesn’t really work for me either, but I’m already over it.

Talk about a stellar way to start the day, eh?

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Intimate Game Controllers Look Fun

A buddy of mine sent this over a week or two ago. I have no idea where he finds this shit, but it looks pretty intriguing. I kind of like the idea of playing with a game controller AND boobs at the same time. Best of two worlds - a gamers fantasy.

I also like how it takes a literal meaning to “Playing with my joystick” Giggedy Giggedy.

Source.

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Never Gonna Give You Up Video

I am not sure why this video cracks me up EVERY TIME I see it. Maybe it’s this dude’s killer dance moves that get me, even though I’m pretty sure I could blow him out of the water on the dance floor. I think what really does it for me is that voice coming out of that body. Must drive the ladies crazzzzzyyyyy…

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