Yesterday I was out in the wearing the Mr. Twistee costume trying to drum up business from the road. Things were going well - I was doing some dances, waving and blowing sexy kisses to the girlies driving to Penn State Abington.
So there I am having a grand ole’ time and I see this red plumber’s van coming towards me. The door starts to open and I’m thinking “maybe is he gonna stop and say hi”. Next thing I know, the guy heaves a bag of french fries at me. WHAM! Smacks right in the head. A few missed me, but most of them were a direct hit.
Personally. I thought it was hilarious because I would probably do the same to Mr. Twistee if I was driving by, so I wasn’t that upset. Inside the store, the employees were laughing at me. That guy is lucky he didn’t stop or I would have kicked his ass, costume and all.
Good Times. Now back to work.
First, when I read Mr. Twistee I thought of Mr. Tasty from Pete and Pete. I was so sad when he left town because Pete and Pete got nosey. “Taaaaaaaaassssty! So sad.
Second, why does Mr. Twistee look like a block of tofu? Shouldn’t he be a nice, golden brown pretzel? Maybe a tall braid?
I wish I had known you were dressing up, I wouldve been there in a hot second.
you left delloite to get french fries thrown at your head while wearing a “tofu mr. twistee” costume!!!???
If only you’d let your good buddies at Starbucks know about this, Mr. Twisty could have had a tasty mocha hurled at him to keep him warm.
ohhhhh weeeee oooooooh…killer tofuuuuuuuuuuuu!
what a waste of fries, by the way…..unless they were mcdonald’s fries…those fries suck
they should’ve thrown a wrench at you, or maybe a toilet seat
haha i love you…just because you stand in such an outfit and dance…i can only dream of seeing it in person…ahh it would be the best day of my life!!
haha you got it. theres only one thing better to see in person….
ok ok, shallow hal…keep your racy comments outta the bpbc comments section…go get a room
omg, that’s so mean! sorry to hear that dan. um, i just have a question…since i’m working there in the summer, do i have to wear that costume? i’m hoping i’m too tall for it if that’s the case. otherwise, i’m hitting up the bars prior.