So this past Friday night while down at the ‘ole Hulmeville, I ran into Sofia Bush and Brittany Snow. Apparently, they wanted a few drinks after a long day on set to blow off some stress. Me being the suave, sexy man that I am stolled casually on over offered a drink.
To my suprise, their response was, “Whaaaa??? We should be buying YOU a drink!”. OK OK, I agreed and we started shooting the shit for a while. One thing lead to another and I found myself shitfaced with two of the hottest females I have ever seen. They suggested that we go to my new condo and “see where things went”. I’ll leave out the steamy details, but let’s just say they called me back 10 minutes after they left asking when they can see me again. So yea, it was good. Of course now they both want to date me and blah blah blah, you know how it goes. Such is the life.
Some pictures of the Sexies
Sophia Sex Cakes
Banging Brittany
I think i’m in love.
Oh and what really happened this past Friday night:
I went to the bar with my buddy Dino. I stared at the girls coming and going as I became shitfaced. We stumbled home to my parents house. I ate a hoagie, watched John Tucker Must Die and passed out with a boner only to dream about meeting Sophia Bush and Brittany Snow in real life. At least the hoagie was good. Sigh.
Check Out:
• F*ck, Marry, Kill - Sophia Bush, Brittany Snow, Michelle Trachtenberg• F*ck Marry Kill - Alba’s Ass, Biel’s Ass, Lopez’s Ass
• FHM 100 Sexiest Women
… cough cough … rip off … cough cough …
wow, no idea you wrote this…i randomly watched it this weekend…kinda weird actually
dude, i was sittin with you, why didn’t you point them out???
oh sweet, i just read the second half, my bpbc breakthrough……maybe this week we’ll see scarlet johanson and topanga
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WOW, Who the hell cares Sophia Bush is sexy as hell and she knows it, I LOVE YOU SEXY GIRL.