Written by Dan - Tagged with True Story, Celebrity, TV, Random - No Comments

So I am constantly asked by my guy friends (aka Mike Malen) how I am so successful at picking up women who are clearly out of my league. While I don’t like to reveal my inner most secrets and techniques, I am afraid that I cannot hide my biggest weapon and longer.

You see, Tracy Morgan did an interview the other day and he was completely wasted. He decided it was a perfect time to give away my #1 move I use to pick up hot chicks at the bar- The Ultimate Mating Call…Watch the video around the 1:00 mark.

If any female readers would like to see me slapping my belly, leave ‘em in the comments

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